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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 6th Sep 2021, 20:40
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Gas powered breach mechanism...where do we get the gas from? ?
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Old 6th Sep 2021, 20:42
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The Wombles seek to deter by any means, litter louts on Wimbledon Common.
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Old 6th Sep 2021, 20:47
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The German Army develops a machine to ensure that sufficient garlic is grated and available to make Sausage for the troops.
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Old 6th Sep 2021, 20:59
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Old 6th Sep 2021, 21:39
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"Look at the date! May the fourth be with you! Haw, haw, gasp ..choke..gag..splut.."
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Old 7th Sep 2021, 00:42
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Sent to the mill on the Meuse, Von Hoskins brought his indexing plate.
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Old 7th Sep 2021, 01:31
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Ve push der cabbage in der collander, crank zer handle and out comes der beautiful sauerkraut.
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Old 7th Sep 2021, 01:34
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Finished with the holy handgrenades, load the holy magazine.
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Old 7th Sep 2021, 01:37
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"Wir machen eine Fahrt!"
"Nur eine?"
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Old 7th Sep 2021, 01:38
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With sh*t shooting like that, have you considered a different occupation? I hear zer is maybe und vacancy for ein Pope….
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Old 7th Sep 2021, 01:43
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And if this movie is der Vizard of Oz again, ze vill lynch us, so der masks vill hide our identity.
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Old 7th Sep 2021, 04:00
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The latest in needle free mass vaccination equipment being tested and carefully re-calibrated after some patients were given their first , second , third and fourth doses in one go .
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Old 7th Sep 2021, 05:13
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Hey, let's make with zer YMCA!
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Old 7th Sep 2021, 05:16
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Do mein eyes deceive me or is zat ein hund flying ein kennel?
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Old 7th Sep 2021, 06:00
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Fed up with always comming last in the ' Troop sharp shooting ' competition the men descide to up the anti and go for the rapid mass fire solution.
" Ve got ze idea from Von Kiltrash in ze Cap Comp "
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Old 7th Sep 2021, 06:02
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You had better go and explain to the farmer exactly what happened to his barn door...
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Old 7th Sep 2021, 06:03
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My turn, my turn , stamps feet , my turn with the trigger..
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Old 7th Sep 2021, 06:06
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At the ' Hook a Duck " stall in the village fair the Mayor checked the rule book for authorised equipment
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Old 7th Sep 2021, 06:27
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Ruthless German Efficiency is applied to Deserter Firing Squads ....
" Do we have a problem with Desertion?" Asked the General.
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Old 7th Sep 2021, 10:58
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Spread your buns! Bratwurst, Frankfurter, Knackwurst and Kransky at your service sir.
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