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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 30th Aug 2021, 19:09
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The contest for the smartest dressed, most military,Taliban draws to a thrilling conclusion as the finalists eye each other up.
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Old 30th Aug 2021, 19:39
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"Four and twenty virgins came down from Inverness"? Pah! Seventy two virgins led the big parade...
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Old 30th Aug 2021, 20:27
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Having been evacuated to London* the refugees discuss their options to sail across the Channel to a better life
* for London substitute with your own home town.
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Old 30th Aug 2021, 20:29
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Well no I got through Airport Security no problem
( well think the airport security scanner in the original ' Airplane ' movie )
But the bottle of water was another matter
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Old 30th Aug 2021, 20:31
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Night vision goggles? Hang no dont go out at night, don't you know there's a curfew??
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Old 30th Aug 2021, 21:52
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So remind me again, who won?
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Old 31st Aug 2021, 00:22
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Yah Zahmai I am totally serious, BPF should absolutely win the CAPCOM !
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Old 31st Aug 2021, 01:06
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"So, the radius of your patrol is limited by the extension cord for your radio??"
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Old 31st Aug 2021, 06:12
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Doth Mother know you wear-eth her drapes?
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Old 31st Aug 2021, 06:14
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"Are you looking at my aerial?"
"No, are you looking at mine?"
"I can get Radio Kandahar!"
"Pfft! I can get Radio Islamabad!"
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Old 31st Aug 2021, 06:33
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"The Beatles? No - we are going more for the Amy Winehouse look".
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Old 31st Aug 2021, 06:52
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You looking at me punk, you looking at me ?
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Old 31st Aug 2021, 09:09
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No it wasn't that expensive at all, I get all my my gear at Walt Mart



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Old 31st Aug 2021, 09:13
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You say I look like Russell Brand, eh? Well you, my chubby friend, look like Jo effing Brand!

(Does that make them Brand of Brothers then...)
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Old 31st Aug 2021, 09:25
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Before you blew up the Electricity Sub Station who did you think was going to fix it now....it was only meant to be a threat...
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Old 31st Aug 2021, 09:27
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Why havn't we moved for 4 days?
Cause you lost the map for the minefield
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Old 31st Aug 2021, 09:29
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Tell the women their allowed back in the streets, and must walk 20 yards ahead of the men, well till we have found all the mines we laid.
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Old 31st Aug 2021, 11:58
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“OK, now did The Prophet say we drive on the left or the right? This is getting so complicated already.”
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Old 31st Aug 2021, 13:22
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L. “I’m thinking of getting an e-car, to cut pollution and save the Planet. What do you think?”
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Old 31st Aug 2021, 14:22
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L. “I’m just waiting and hoping to be picked up by a Blackhawk.”

R. “Be careful what you wish for, Mohammed.”
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