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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 5th Sep 2021, 07:20
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BALDRICK ...... You ran out of milk 6 months ago...and used substitute. ...
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Old 5th Sep 2021, 07:44
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I want a nice cup of Rosie and a propa Cockney fry up. NOW!
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Old 5th Sep 2021, 14:23
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AMMO!!”

”Sorry, Sir, he’s been killed.”
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Old 5th Sep 2021, 15:38
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Aarrgh!!! Constipated all effing week, and now it decides to move.
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Old 5th Sep 2021, 15:41
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Connery! let's get the hell out of here and head for Kafiristan.
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Old 5th Sep 2021, 15:58
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It's ZULU TIME!

- Ed
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Old 5th Sep 2021, 17:33
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Dammit, India and Cows are reveared animals, just wander round Krapping
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Old 5th Sep 2021, 17:44
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Queen Boadicia never had this problem with her Chariot
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Old 5th Sep 2021, 19:26
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“Activate Op PITTING … NOW!”
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Old 5th Sep 2021, 21:51
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Master Wayne! MASTER WAYNE!
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Old 5th Sep 2021, 21:53
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Yes, yes. You *wear* the crown, *be* the crown, you *are* the crown!
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Old 6th Sep 2021, 06:31
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My mouth ?
Yes i modelled it on the Great English Bulldog...
or
I modelled it on Sir Andy Murray. ..
or
No i've just been to the dentist
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Old 6th Sep 2021, 06:33
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Me medals, me medals who stole me bleeding ' effin medals
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Old 6th Sep 2021, 06:35
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"Regrets? I've had a few, but I did it MYYYYYYY. WAAAAAAYYYYY!"
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Old 6th Sep 2021, 06:37
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Whaydoyamean me names not on the list of Victoria Cross recipients, oh you have to be killed in action?....Oh that's alright then...
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Old 6th Sep 2021, 07:09
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I will have a little judge tonight!
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Old 6th Sep 2021, 12:42
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Where are those porridge eaters when you need them ?
Probably off somewhere having relations with the exotic erotic locals , baaah
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Old 6th Sep 2021, 14:11
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I think I can feel I'm coming down with a case of lockja……..
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Old 6th Sep 2021, 14:13
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I don’t care if we are about to be over run, the Doc said I had to gargle three times a day. Gargle gargle….
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Old 6th Sep 2021, 14:14
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I said spit to the bugler, not retch to you Gonville
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