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Old 24th Jul 2021, 13:14
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Yes Prime Minister, as a Island Nation we need a new Boris Force One. This one should fit you to a Tee
Overweight, blows a lot of hot air, and most importantly Promises a lot but failed to deliver..
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Old 24th Jul 2021, 13:19
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There after a Zillion Roubles and a million man hours finished well in time to show off at the world renowned Cosford Air Show
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Old 24th Jul 2021, 13:20
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Just wait and see what happenes when we get her up on the planes' we can chase these damm Somalian Pirates...
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Old 24th Jul 2021, 13:27
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Old 24th Jul 2021, 13:42
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And if if our surface to surface missiles don't work, we close with the enemy and they die laughing.
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Old 24th Jul 2021, 13:51
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And you have to ask why we deploy Beluga wales?
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Old 24th Jul 2021, 13:52
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Hitler abandons plans to conduct Anschluss as a false flag operation after von Zeppelin von Hoskins confuses Austria with Australia.
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Old 24th Jul 2021, 13:53
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We built it to launch the Kipper anti ship missiles, but it all turned out to be a bit of a red herring.
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Old 24th Jul 2021, 14:07
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Audi were so embarrassed by it they removed two of the rings off the roof to hide their involvement.
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Does it submerge?

Yes unfortunately, but we are trying to fix that.
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Old 24th Jul 2021, 15:27
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Arn"t the searchlights supposed to point down to the water and when they meet we are at the correct height?, asked Gibson
Details mear details dear boy replied Wallis.
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Old 24th Jul 2021, 15:30
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If Australia had been discovered by the Russians, this would not be an unusual sight in Rose Bay.
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Old 24th Jul 2021, 15:35
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Putin's time is very valuable and restricted, however he did have time during his daily 10 minute bath to be shown the new heavy bomber
Not impressed he said to " Bring it back when it has more engines that the America ones"
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Old 24th Jul 2021, 15:39
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On the sales tour of North Korea the reception eventualy turned hot and cheerfull, when Great Leader showed appreciation. ...
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Old 24th Jul 2021, 16:42
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Talking NOT A CAPTION


I haff had to zend Ed to Chernobyl to score more wodka. He iz tellink me zat das kompetition vill be decided tomorrow at 2100 GMT. He says you lot are a very funny bunch - I am konkurink!

- Yakov Smirnoff
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Old 24th Jul 2021, 20:15
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Is that thing Slovak?

No, it's usually Russian whenever I see it in operation... and how did you know my name is Vic?
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Old 24th Jul 2021, 20:45
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The Spotters at London City got the shock of their lives when they heard a noise behind them...
However the Gunnery Officer on HMS Belfast saw this as a good opportunity for a bit of target practice. ...
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Old 24th Jul 2021, 21:41
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Beardy Branson sees this as a perfect opportunity to re take the Blue Riband trophy
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Old 24th Jul 2021, 21:43
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Plans for the latest Icelandic low cost carrier are based on taking advantage of lower lease value wide bodies and slot availability in the Hudson. The hunt for type rated crew is a challenge though. .

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Old 25th Jul 2021, 00:02
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Chewbacca was a bit concerned about the performance of the Milennium Sparrow.
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