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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 15th Mar 2021, 14:10
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Sadly, one of them couldn’t find the cameras for the photo op...
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Old 15th Mar 2021, 15:18
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Ground Engineer "Do we need all 3 of them?"

OC Eng "Yes, for the ground electrics, but luckily this aircraft uses a hot air starter...so just 1 medium sized MP and a length of pipe for that!"
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Old 15th Mar 2021, 16:10
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Members of the government demonstrate their climate commitment by forgoing ground transportation when they fly overseas to exercise.
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Old 15th Mar 2021, 16:57
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Portly, no longer cost effective, ageing and surplus to requirements, but enough of the PM, let's talk about the Bae146.
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That's five less, scratch Fegie and Andrew, Harry, Meghan and what's his name... you know the baby.. ohh well, anyway, we don't need so many Royal aircraft now, so we're scrapping the 146.
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Old 15th Mar 2021, 17:07
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There look, no hairs on my palms, so no matter what the Daily Express has said, i'm not a w*nker.
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Old 15th Mar 2021, 18:18
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The Prime Minister was caught daydreaming when the Ice Cream Van with only 2 Magnums left entered the apron.
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Old 15th Mar 2021, 18:21
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Over Rishi's right shoulder the Pilots prepare to climb the steps into the RAF's new Stealrh fighter.
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Old 15th Mar 2021, 18:23
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The Aircraft suffered a Bird Strike when the brakes were unexpectedly released.
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Old 15th Mar 2021, 18:26
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In the cockpit Flying Officer Starmer demanded a quick start and immediate full power on all 6 engines, especially the little ones.
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Old 15th Mar 2021, 18:45
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I say! You there! I always dress the part, bring me some bicycle clips...
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Boris: Why do I always get a puncture?
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In an effort to get to the top quicker, Mr Johnson calls for 5 cans of Caffeine Energy Drink. .(you know the one that gives you Wiings)
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Old 15th Mar 2021, 21:07
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Bicycle lanes now added to Airport taxiways. Pilots furious!
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Old 15th Mar 2021, 21:43
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If you think this looks funny, Jacob Rees Mogg will be along shortly with his penny-farthing exercise bike...
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Reporter....Mr Johnson when did you first realise you had Diarrhoea?. When I took off my bicycle clips. Boom boom
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Old 16th Mar 2021, 08:57
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Reporter....Any one know what a Perineal abcess is?
Pm. ....We are not here to talk about Dominic Cummins
Rishi and the Trainer quietly smirk ....as it does not affect fit people.
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Old 16th Mar 2021, 09:02
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Back to the OP's question it's in Holland and because they smoke Waccy Baccy, this makes perfect sense. ..
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The results are in for the first Government Cycling challenge

Fit Bird, control Sample 45 miles
Rishi fit Chancellor 35 miles
Boris un fit PM 199 miles

Investigators suspect outside assistance for Mr Johnson.

In other news a Bae 146 Pilot mysteriouly is awarded a CBE

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