Caption Competition Mk III

[Buster Hyman]

Token Female for International Womens Day was sent back to the call centre after the photo was taken.

[c52]

"There's a war to be won here. I have no time for medals and other flim-flam. It'll be best for morale if you, that is we, don't show off our honours."

[Buster Hyman]

Our Great Leader found safe & well in a field after an accidental misfiring of an ejection seat...

[treadigraph]

Little Fat Wun has to be restrained when the photographer unwisely calls "OK, stomachs in..." Let him take picture first, Glorious Leader, we run out of good photographers if you execute them all like fellow who shoot you fighter plane..."

[treadigraph]

Standing up, sitting down, you're still almost the shortest bloke in North Korea...

[Kiltrash]

When playing football the NK National Team brings on its specialist defensive wall unit.

[Kiltrash]

Fresh delivery of notebooks are applauded, supply of pens next week.

[Kiltrash]

Class of '97 get together and are surprised how each of them did so well.

[Kiltrash]

Kim sees the * Big Red Button * The Generals frantically try to keep him away from it.

[Kiltrash]

AC 12 serve Kim a Reg 15 notice

[Chu Chu]

Comrades in arms.

[Chu Chu]

To prove that only he was immune to hypnosis, Kim Jong-Un assigned his two most trustworthy generals to monitor his arms for the slightest sign of clapping.

[Chu Chu]

Kim took no chances with getting the clap.

[Kiltrash]

At the end of the North Korean World Series the players all applaud the Most Valuable Player.
" What are the rules? " asked the bemused spectator off screen
Kim must win was the reply.

[Kiltrash]

Kim demands the President of Amazon appears to explain the delay in the Throne delivery...

[Kiltrash]

" Your mission, Mr Clone of Kim, is to infiltrate the North Korean President Trump Appreciation society "
As usual if you or any of your IMF Force are captured, the Secretary will disavow your actions....

[c52]

"Unkempt hair, shirt not tucked in - I still don't have the Johnson effect."

-- "Your serene highness is of course already an accomplished liar, but the people need to know you are lying."

[treadigraph]

[treadigraph]

Guy at back behind Kim's right shoulder: "I got one and it was THIS big!"

General in Grey "Your hands further apart, Oh Glorious One, you simply must have the biggest goldfish in all Korea, it's so important...

[c52]

"I've invented a new TV show called 'North Korea's Got Talent' with me as the compere. The only problem is, I'm the only man in the country with talent. Advise me."