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Old 18th Mar 2021, 13:44
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Well if my wife can wear the trousers in our relationship.
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Right which of you barstewards stole me Dirk...
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I can take a 84 mm mortar as well.
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Anyone smell fish?
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I believe it's the RT Alex Salmond Show, I was reliably informed the RT stood for Right Tw*t.
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I believe he is indicating he practices safe sex these days and has just been for a five fingered shuffle.
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I heard ever since he lost his Gordon seat, he has been looking for another Gordon to sit on.
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He's tight as a ducks arse and walks like it too.
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Braveheart meets McHale's Navy in the new smash hit: Brave Gravy!

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Urged on by her grinning Consort, the slightly tipsy Queen swung the Jeroboam of scotch-flavored champagne toward the man's pubic region as she intoned: "I christen thee Sporry McSporran Face...."

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Jock McPlops Matter.
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In the Royal Mile, the Tourist Trap gift shops charge £300 for the full regalia. McPrimark yours for £49.99.
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During a spot of Diversity training for Mr Salmond. He is sent to live as a woman for 2 weeks.
Months later it was discovered he enjoyed it so much he kept signing up for the course .
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The fancy dress party was cancelled due to the Landlords Funeral.
That'll teach Alex buying a answer machine from Del Boy.
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Aye, if she can break the Ministerial Code, then I can break the dress code - and do ye ken why ma shoes are so shiney?
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The three we balls on ma sporran, there ma porn balls.
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Och it’s bravefart.
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Old 19th Mar 2021, 06:51
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Noo, nothing's worn under the kilt...but it's been used a lot.
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Them Baws on my Sporran? Ther' the Baws o' the last two English Prime Ministers
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