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Old 14th Mar 2021, 23:58
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(Pilot peering over glareshield):
"If I turn on the radar and sterilise Boris, will that stop him producing any more kids?"
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Old 15th Mar 2021, 07:50
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Pilot peering over windscreen

Why are 3 cyclists up here in the clouds?
or
To close for missiles, switching to Bums.
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Old 15th Mar 2021, 07:54
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Having seen the success of ' Boris Bikes' while he was Mayor of London. Rolls them out to the RAF as a cheap and sustainable Crew Transport.
"There Rishi saved you 50 "
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Old 15th Mar 2021, 08:08
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More Government Spin?
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Old 15th Mar 2021, 09:02
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Boris: "Are you sure this is sustainable energy? I'm whacked!"
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Old 15th Mar 2021, 10:25
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Straight back into service genny 3 drops out.
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Old 15th Mar 2021, 10:55
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ummm....was he though?
Sorry Buster, that one did go through to the keeper. I do remember thinking that the F Troop reference was a blast from the past, but missed who you were referring to.
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Old 15th Mar 2021, 11:07
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After a minute, Boris carefully lifted his right hand from the handle bar......"Yes!" he shouted. "Look at me! I'm riding with no hands!!"
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Old 15th Mar 2021, 11:11
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Boris: "Rishi ... look where you're going!!"
Rishi: [to himself] "Number Ten."
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Old 15th Mar 2021, 11:12
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Pilot peering over glare shield:
If they are the "follow me's" I know which one I'll be following, and I'll be happy to follow it all day.
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Old 15th Mar 2021, 11:16
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BAE asks HMG for help peddling its products.
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Old 15th Mar 2021, 12:39
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Regardless of how confident he felt, Boris was the last in his class to get the stabiliser taken off by his dad.
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Old 15th Mar 2021, 12:46
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The AAIB later reported that while trying to land at London City the Pilot sneezed and veared left towards the Olympic Park. Why the Velodrome was full of exercise bikes was not revealed.
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Old 15th Mar 2021, 12:57
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Ok, we're back at Northolt... which way is Downing Street?
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Old 15th Mar 2021, 13:04
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Lads! There's no saddle on mine...
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Old 15th Mar 2021, 13:21
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How to pet a dog
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Old 15th Mar 2021, 13:33
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After barely 5 minutes the Prime Minister found out why the Tour de France riders used steak under their shorts.
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Old 15th Mar 2021, 13:34
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Obviously photoshopped? When ever was it that sunny in West London
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Old 15th Mar 2021, 14:07
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Originally Posted by Traffic_Is_Er_Was
Sorry Buster, that one did go through to the keeper. I
do remember thinking that the F Troop reference was a blast from the past, but missed who you were referring to.
All good TIEW, just for fun.
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Boris, not to be outdone by the Indo Pacific, declares his Trio to defend the Channel and Irish Sea.
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