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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 3rd Sep 2021, 06:56
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"General, don't ask...please...just dont ask......"
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Old 3rd Sep 2021, 08:26
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Sorry sir, but when you asked for ' Multiple Blow Jobs ' perhaps you need to be a bit more specific...
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Old 3rd Sep 2021, 08:28
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There Mr Otto, we have sorted the ' Suck and Blow ' just need to perfect the ' Squeeze and Bang ' for your Cycle..
(Whispers ) " Whatever that is for "said Mr Datsun.

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Old 3rd Sep 2021, 08:33
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The Chairman off Boots UK* goes to inspect his Research and Development Division for 'Disabled Aids '
Yes I'm quite happy with the walking sticks but perhaps the Hearing Aid section needs a bit more work.....
Researcher exclaimed

But Sir it is Mobile, look we put wheels on them
or
But this is the new improved Incontinence aid.

*Other Aid suppliers are available
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Old 3rd Sep 2021, 08:36
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General... Yes very good but what is it??
Major... (Shocked ) Sir its the 'Multiple Tubas you asked for..
General... Tubas?? Clot I asked for Oboe's you know Oboe's, for aircraft navigation...


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Old 3rd Sep 2021, 11:02
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Looks like things are slowing down, so I'll call this one later today (probably late evening UK time).
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Old 3rd Sep 2021, 15:42
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Ah Mr Stevenson, you say this gives you an idea for your steam train exhaust?
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Old 3rd Sep 2021, 15:44
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Right we all have our sticks? ok the Whack a Mole game is just over there, lets make some noise.
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Old 3rd Sep 2021, 15:46
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... and finally...in local news tonight, the Great Organ from Blackpool Tower Ballroom gets a new lease of life in Japan...
Residents in Lancashire can finally get a goodnights sleep ...
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Old 3rd Sep 2021, 15:53
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Sorry last one... Honest...
In San Francisco the Flower Power Movement (1969) find their gonna need bigger Tubers to stick in the muzzles of the visiting Soldiers weapons to promote Peace and Harmony
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Old 3rd Sep 2021, 20:35
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Lots of great entries on this one, as usual.
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Runners up are:
Traffic -- It's why they call it the "Phoney War" sir. The operator shouts "Bang!" into the mouthpiece, and the machine does the rest.
Nutloose -- Ok, moving on to the woodwind section.
MPN 11 – “Yes, these propaganda loudspeakers will show Goebels how it should be done!”

But for making a clever pun that taught me something at the same time, the CapCom trophy goes to -- (loud) fanfare please – Wensleydale for: Early in the development of radar, Japan invented the "Travelling Wave Tuba".

Take it away!
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Old 4th Sep 2021, 05:34
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Thank you Chu Ch.


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Old 4th Sep 2021, 06:32
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My name is Michael Caine
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Old 4th Sep 2021, 06:33
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Look out the Pygmies are attacking with pointed sticks....retreat
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Old 4th Sep 2021, 06:35
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Wish they would invent Colour ....
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Old 4th Sep 2021, 07:08
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That's it, I'm moving out of bloody Windsor...
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Old 4th Sep 2021, 07:25
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Where's the bl00dy naan with my Deliveroo?
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Old 4th Sep 2021, 08:53
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"Who threw that spear?" "Assegai!"

(with apologies to Max Boyce )
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Old 4th Sep 2021, 09:58
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Hang on lads, I've got a great idea!
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Old 4th Sep 2021, 09:59
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You were only supposed to blow the bloody Dorsets off!
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