Caption Competition Mk III
There Mr Otto, we have sorted the ' Suck and Blow ' just need to perfect the ' Squeeze and Bang ' for your Cycle..
(Whispers ) " Whatever that is for "said Mr Datsun.
(Whispers ) " Whatever that is for "said Mr Datsun.
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The Chairman off Boots UK* goes to inspect his Research and Development Division for 'Disabled Aids '
Yes I'm quite happy with the walking sticks but perhaps the Hearing Aid section needs a bit more work.....
Researcher exclaimed
But Sir it is Mobile, look we put wheels on them
or
But this is the new improved Incontinence aid.
*Other Aid suppliers are available
Yes I'm quite happy with the walking sticks but perhaps the Hearing Aid section needs a bit more work.....
Researcher exclaimed
But Sir it is Mobile, look we put wheels on them
or
But this is the new improved Incontinence aid.
*Other Aid suppliers are available
General... Yes very good but what is it??
Major... (Shocked ) Sir its the 'Multiple Tubas you asked for..
General... Tubas?? Clot I asked for Oboe's you know Oboe's, for aircraft navigation...
Major... (Shocked ) Sir its the 'Multiple Tubas you asked for..
General... Tubas?? Clot I asked for Oboe's you know Oboe's, for aircraft navigation...
... and finally...in local news tonight, the Great Organ from Blackpool Tower Ballroom gets a new lease of life in Japan...
Residents in Lancashire can finally get a goodnights sleep ...
Residents in Lancashire can finally get a goodnights sleep ...
Sorry last one... Honest...
In San Francisco the Flower Power Movement (1969) find their gonna need bigger Tubers to stick in the muzzles of the visiting Soldiers weapons to promote Peace and Harmony
In San Francisco the Flower Power Movement (1969) find their gonna need bigger Tubers to stick in the muzzles of the visiting Soldiers weapons to promote Peace and Harmony
Lots of great entries on this one, as usual.
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Runners up are:
Traffic -- It's why they call it the "Phoney War" sir. The operator shouts "Bang!" into the mouthpiece, and the machine does the rest.
Nutloose -- Ok, moving on to the woodwind section.
MPN 11 – “Yes, these propaganda loudspeakers will show Goebels how it should be done!”
But for making a clever pun that taught me something at the same time, the CapCom trophy goes to -- (loud) fanfare please – Wensleydale for: Early in the development of radar, Japan invented the "Travelling Wave Tuba".
Take it away!
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Runners up are:
Traffic -- It's why they call it the "Phoney War" sir. The operator shouts "Bang!" into the mouthpiece, and the machine does the rest.
Nutloose -- Ok, moving on to the woodwind section.
MPN 11 – “Yes, these propaganda loudspeakers will show Goebels how it should be done!”
But for making a clever pun that taught me something at the same time, the CapCom trophy goes to -- (loud) fanfare please – Wensleydale for: Early in the development of radar, Japan invented the "Travelling Wave Tuba".
Take it away!
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That's it, I'm moving out of bloody Windsor...
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Hang on lads, I've got a great idea!
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You were only supposed to blow the bloody Dorsets off!