Caption Competition Mk III

[Kiltrash]

Well no, instead of Dazzle camouflage we paint a big target on the false bow, the torpedoes just pass under and the Japs just think the fuses are fecked. ..

[Kiltrash]

Not a caption but looked her up on Wiki and had a distinguished career, even helping in the USS Forrestal Fire.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Repose_(AH-16)

[622]

Hoskins and Smith immediately got the horn when they heard nurses were arriving in port!*

*All other instruments were taken!!

[treadigraph]

Gibraltar is a very difficult approach on instruments...

[Kiltrash]

Band leader...
No dont worry lads, I know the ship seems to be approaching at a high speed and it appears will be crashing into the dock and causing all manner of death and destruction but..
I'm sure the Captain knows what she is doing..
or
I'm sure the Nurses are experienced at Triage

[Ascend Charlie]

The Captain decided to put the band onto a floating raft, so they could continue to cheer up the survivors after the ship finished sinking.

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Keep them coming. Calling it soon.

[NutLoose]

The Brass section try out the newfangled stereo.

[Kiltrash]

Mr Nokia looked up and thought, " there must be a simpler and quicker way to send a Short Message Service...."

the idea for that caption came from the bridge of LCT 7074 at The D Day Museum in Portsmouth. My picture of the signal flag cabinet did not come out well enough to show...

[Kiltrash]

...and new improved Daz will not only get your whites whiter than white, it is also used to clean up ships hulls...
other washing products are available.

[622]

"Well, I wasn't expecting this reception!" said the Captain of the Repose - a Gravy Hosepipe vessel replenishing meat based sauces to the fleet at sea!

[Kiltrash]

His Masters Voice comes over loud and clear....

[Kiltrash]

To ensure there are no False Starts at Henley, the amplification is turned up to Max ++

[Kiltrash]

As the band prepared to board RMS Titanic, they though," the safest ship a float, what could possibly go wrong "

[ORAC]

The captain realised the error of requesting sonarphone support over a bad line when the navy sousaphone display team arrived….

[Hydromet]

When former Private Bloggs transferred to the Navy, he thought he wouldn't have to use a pissaphone any more.

[NutLoose]

The band were at a loss when their brass section Tuba player was misheard and whipped onboard to remove his tumour

[NutLoose]

Doctor Pimple Popper... ( you need to watch TV or youtube to see her in action ) turns up onboard ship to remove two horney growths.

[NutLoose]

As he was the babe of the band, Smithers was placed in the C section.

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Buster almost had it with one of his early entries re naval gazing, but Kiltrash has finished strongly and come over the top with:

As the band prepared to board RMS Titanic, they though," the safest ship a float, what could possibly go wrong. "

(I had a couple of Titanic lines in mind myself.)
So the CST will be cast afloat on an iceberg near you. Good luck.