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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 30th May 2021, 09:04
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Sabine's Grandad and friends went for a spin round the Nürburgring, and so the legend was born.
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Old 30th May 2021, 09:08
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Dunno about you lads, but don't think the crankshaft is fully balanced..


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Old 30th May 2021, 11:26
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Copying its masters, the motorcycle raises one wheel to fart.
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Old 30th May 2021, 11:44
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It all ends in a Messer****t.
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Old 30th May 2021, 11:50
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I said take us to Kiel, not make us keel over.
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Old 31st May 2021, 06:38
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This way the children cant fight over who gets to sit up front with me.
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Old 31st May 2021, 09:07
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“When they said join the Luftwaffe and get a bit on the side, this isn’t exactly what I thought....”
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Old 31st May 2021, 10:56
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I'll declare the results tonight!.

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Old 31st May 2021, 11:11
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Vhen in France, drive like zer locals.
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Old 31st May 2021, 11:21
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Vot speed are ve doing?

I cannot tell ze have fitted zer clock in zer headlamp shell.
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Old 31st May 2021, 12:37
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Pillion: Take the road on the left.
Sidecar: No, the one on the right.
Pillion: No, quick, the one on the left.
Driver: What is this, the Luftwaffle?
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Old 31st May 2021, 12:38
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Typical. The recruiter promises me something with three BMWs; I get a BMW with three.
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Old 31st May 2021, 16:48
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At the Status Quo concert the audience roar in when the band strike up with ' In the Army '
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Old 31st May 2021, 16:51
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At the Cap Comp prize giving ceremony the three Likely Lads all expect to be declared the winner
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Old 31st May 2021, 16:52
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....and finally, in other news the Police motor cycle display team find a shortage of machines no problem with their routine. .
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Old 31st May 2021, 17:29
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Kiltrash takes his dos Amigos to the Cap Com announcement with great anticipation!
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Old 31st May 2021, 17:55
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I am surprized that no-one noticed the European trials that led to the e-scooters at Marham. However, I will award the trophy to Kiltrash, which is to be statistically expected as given the number of his entries, one had to be amusing.


Originally Posted by Kiltrash
Dunno about you lads, but don't think the crankshaft is fully balanced.
well done Killie. Trophy is en-route.

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Old 31st May 2021, 17:57
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Hurry up, they close soon ... but when we get there, someone will buff out the dent in the front of the sidecar.

(damn, just too late!)
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Old 31st May 2021, 19:36
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Many thanks Wensteydale, Am off to Zummerzet for a few days so in the meantime have a go at this...


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Old 31st May 2021, 19:43
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No, Mr Bond, I expect you to undergo gender reassignment...
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