Caption Competition Mk III
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“Hello, Sir. This the British Embassy in Kabul. Do you have room for a few passengers?”
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If MCain built boats they’d be crinkle cut and microwaveable.
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What a load of rowlocks.
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Aunty Ju's distant cousin Englander Ju sets sail
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Major Mick shudders when remembering the sinking of Tintanic 1, after the collision with a fatberg that had discharged from a sewer pipe into the Thames...
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Herges adventures of TinThing with Snowy the Terrier of the broads..
Sorry everyone, been a bit all at sea this afternoon, so sorry for the delay, Please do not enter as you will not be considered and your entry fee will be sent to charity,... She thanks you in advanceMine would have been along the lines of..
Advert in the Lonely Hearts Column of the Huffingham Post
Major Mick, SBS Rtd seeks Millionaire Divorcee with own vessel for romantic get away, Please send picture of boat
or
Over the Loudhailer..
Look Andrew, its the FBI, we know you are in the Serpentine but you must come ashore sometime
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Report in the Hampshire Chronicle, Major Mick having been run down by the QNLZ in the Solent was heard to gasp, Steam gives way to sail. which was later engraved on his tombstone
Off to have a look with my Tea and Crumpet
Advert in the Lonely Hearts Column of the Huffingham Post
Major Mick, SBS Rtd seeks Millionaire Divorcee with own vessel for romantic get away, Please send picture of boat
or
Over the Loudhailer..
Look Andrew, its the FBI, we know you are in the Serpentine but you must come ashore sometime
or
Report in the Hampshire Chronicle, Major Mick having been run down by the QNLZ in the Solent was heard to gasp, Steam gives way to sail. which was later engraved on his tombstone
Off to have a look with my Tea and Crumpet
As usual several mirth makers and I need to vacuum cake crumbs off my key board but on with firstly joint runner upp's
Buster with
and MPN11 with
However there can only be one winner with a PPRuNe staple pop at the Defence spending waste and that goes to DirtyProp with
Well done Sir, or Madam and the trophy will be welcomed back to dry land as soon as my 50p on the rowing boats gets called for 'Times Up..'
Buster with
Sick of what he's seeing on the News, Nutty decides he's going to help out in Afghanistan. Nobody had the heart to tell him its land locked.
His wife said she was just happy to have him out of the house so she coukd get on with the cleaning.
However there can only be one winner with a PPRuNe staple pop at the Defence spending waste and that goes to DirtyProp with
Well done Sir, or Madam and the trophy will be welcomed back to dry land as soon as my 50p on the rowing boats gets called for 'Times Up..'
