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Old 8th Jul 2021, 12:17
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Auditions are held for the new series of " One man and his dog "
Now Rex all you have to do is gather all the voters, err sheep and coral them in the polling station. If any of them puts their pencil on the Conservatives candidates you bite their ankles.
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Old 8th Jul 2021, 13:45
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Spot the wiener.
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Old 8th Jul 2021, 13:50
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Rex: "Thanks for the pat, but I voted for Boris"
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Old 8th Jul 2021, 14:19
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Jeremy, listen to me. If people say "Oh Jesus Christ" when they see you, it isn't because they think you are some sort of second coming...
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Old 8th Jul 2021, 15:04
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Daily Mail Expose..
Corbyn forced to resign when picture surfaces showing him getting friendly with a German.
I feel so betrayed said his wife...
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Old 8th Jul 2021, 15:12
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I'm sorry, I really ought not to have done that...

Dog: that's OK, wait till you realise what I've done!
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Old 8th Jul 2021, 15:24
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All of a sudden it sunk in....his candidacy had been dogged all along.
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Old 8th Jul 2021, 15:26
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Being a fan of old American Westerns but suffering from an ability to remember much....he hummed what was not the old Western Song...."Get a Long Little Doggy!".
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Old 8th Jul 2021, 16:39
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Corbyn sells out and advertises Insurance.
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Old 8th Jul 2021, 17:04
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Corbyn speaks with his adviser...
I know I can rely on the advice you give me, but are you sure it's a good idea knocking on the doors in Islington on Sunday evening asking them to vote for me...
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Old 8th Jul 2021, 17:09
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Like the England football team, you promise a lot but fail to deliver.....
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Old 8th Jul 2021, 17:12
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With a nose like that you must have a good sense of smell......
Yes and I can smell Bull****
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Old 8th Jul 2021, 17:46
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Proof positive that Jeremy Corbyn is barking!!
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Old 8th Jul 2021, 20:23
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Look Corbyn, if you want to get into Croydon, you'll have to get past me first, if you think your 'ard enough....
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Old 8th Jul 2021, 20:25
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Look i've been interviewed by Emu, so you should be a cinch...

Or for Emu read Piers Morgan...
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Old 8th Jul 2021, 20:27
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Don't worry I've had my rabies jab...first, second and waiting for my booster so you can't get me....said Rex



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Old 8th Jul 2021, 20:37
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Barkley encounters a real Weasel.
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Old 9th Jul 2021, 01:24
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Evening Standard entry.
Jeremy Corbyn under investigation by Parliament watchdog
https://apple.news/AOJGeqeLpQgadJ5gTxp5hag
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Old 9th Jul 2021, 05:41
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Government watchdog with no bite...
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Old 9th Jul 2021, 05:44
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With Cranial ridges like that proof positive Corbyn is a Klingon.
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