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Old 17th Aug 2021, 11:23
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Many thanks TIEW, and I accept the trophy with good grace and I would like to thank my Mum and Dad who had they not gazed lovingly over the meat counter I wouldn't be here..

As I am off to North Yorkshireland for a few days, may I offer up..



https://www.alzheimersresearchuk.org/campaign/tintanic/

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He's been rowing that river for years, never realising....
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Sick of what he's seeing on the News, Nutty decides he's going to help out in Afghanistan. Nobody had the heart to tell him its land locked.
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If you are laughing now, wait till you see the corrugations on his bum...
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Apparently, so we were told, Tintanic I struck a floating iceberg lettuce and sunk. Tintanic II is now equipped with training floats, erm, I mean iceberg deflectors and is unsinkable.
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The Royal Armoured Corps Yacht Club,
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After Tokyo 2020 results .... Mick gets a call up for Paris 2024 GB rowing squad!
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It's for Altzheimers Research. He has been going round in circles for 3 hours now. Poor soul, just asked if he was nearly there yet.
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I used to own a boat?........ Did I?
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His wife said she was just happy to have him out of the house so she coukd get on with the cleaning.
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Does what it says on the (pristine zinc gray) tin.
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The SS Minnow Mk II sets off on a 3-hour tour, but he forgot to leave space for Gilligan, Thurston Howell II and Maryanne.
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Ramming Speed!

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Richard Hooker's original idea for a book about a Military Aquatic Hospital & Surgery didn't have quite the right ring to its title...

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What do you mean? My six small sails need rigging and booms to work? - nah, it's just me that's flagging, not a lack of wind!
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Treadigraph begins to suspect he has Alzheimer's as he belatedly realises his previous caption was for the previous caption... if you see what he means...
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‘Arry remembers his past life of Ironclads and the Battle of Jutland
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Such is life, Bert had forgotten what the English flag actually looked like.
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