Caption Competition Mk III
Many thanks TIEW, and I accept the trophy with good grace and I would like to thank my Mum and Dad who had they not gazed lovingly over the meat counter I wouldn't be here..
As I am off to North Yorkshireland for a few days, may I offer up..
https://www.alzheimersresearchuk.org/campaign/tintanic/
As I am off to North Yorkshireland for a few days, may I offer up..
https://www.alzheimersresearchuk.org/campaign/tintanic/
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Sick of what he's seeing on the News, Nutty decides he's going to help out in Afghanistan. Nobody had the heart to tell him its land locked.
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If you are laughing now, wait till you see the corrugations on his bum...
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Apparently, so we were told, Tintanic I struck a floating iceberg lettuce and sunk. Tintanic II is now equipped with training floats, erm, I mean iceberg deflectors and is unsinkable.
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Come in number 2, your time is up! And the pigs would like their sty back...
It's for Altzheimers Research. He has been going round in circles for 3 hours now. Poor soul, just asked if he was nearly there yet.
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I used to own a boat?........ Did I?
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His wife said she was just happy to have him out of the house so she coukd get on with the cleaning.
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Richard Hooker's original idea for a book about a Military Aquatic Hospital & Surgery didn't have quite the right ring to its title...
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Treadigraph begins to suspect he has Alzheimer's as he belatedly realises his previous caption was for the previous caption... if you see what he means...
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‘Arry remembers his past life of Ironclads and the Battle of Jutland
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Such is life, Bert had forgotten what the English flag actually looked like.