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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 11th Aug 2021, 11:33
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Hoskins, we're all sweating our balls off, yet you're wearing a scarf. Are you even trying?
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Old 11th Aug 2021, 16:25
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Maybe trying a push start wasn't the greatest idea after all.
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Old 11th Aug 2021, 16:34
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Perhaps we should have put more Brylcreem on the bearings and less on our hair.
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Old 11th Aug 2021, 18:16
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Hang on lads think i have it wrong...Lefty Tighteny Righty Loosly....
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Old 11th Aug 2021, 18:17
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Hang on lads, think I can hear a slow air leek..
man behind..oops sorry that was me..
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Old 11th Aug 2021, 18:19
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Hang on lads, think we need a bit more Lube....You can never have too much Lube.
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Old 11th Aug 2021, 18:21
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Due to Covid, The aircraft have been in long term storage. The engineers have to check for time expired items...
Hang on Lads, this tyre is Best Before 1942...
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Old 11th Aug 2021, 18:24
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All this effort for a compass swing, what does it matter, 1000 bomber raid to try and get ONE bloody bomb on target ....
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Old 11th Aug 2021, 18:37
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2021 at a display at RAF Hendon of Bomber Command, Tarquin asked the teacher
Miss, Miss how on earth did we win the war when clearly there were no Coloured men or Females in the front line?
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Old 11th Aug 2021, 18:40
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At Stalagluft VII The escape committee plans for a glider were ....designed by a committee. ..
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Old 11th Aug 2021, 18:43
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This? No its carrying Messi' s weekly wage, he did ask to be paid in cash as he doesn't trust the taxman...
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Old 11th Aug 2021, 18:45
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At RAF Lyneham the raid for tonight was cancelled as the runway had melted. ....
Nothing new in Aviation ...
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Old 11th Aug 2021, 18:48
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....and finally, Michael Caine voice. ....Anyone got a better idea

ok hands up those who thought it would be

Hang on lads I have a idea..😁
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Old 11th Aug 2021, 19:08
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"Jack Section! Check In!"
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Old 12th Aug 2021, 00:56
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But think of all the money the RAF is saving by selling off all those tugs....
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Old 12th Aug 2021, 07:21
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In all honesty, if we're taking on the Taliban, wouldn't a Handley Page Type O be more appropriate?
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Old 12th Aug 2021, 07:29
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The cadets at the Borneo 'flight' school realised that ATPL stands for 'Actually Turning Pneumatics League' in Bahasa.
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Old 12th Aug 2021, 07:53
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Notice to Airmen:
"When working near aircraft armed with magnetic mines...please ensure you remove all rings and watches"
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Old 12th Aug 2021, 07:59
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Hernia Busters Squadron.
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Old 12th Aug 2021, 13:29
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Roll up, roll up, last orders in the Nutties House of Captions....., scoring either tonight or on the morrow...

It could be you!.... Busters not included
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