I'm sorry Gentlemen this will not doo, doo you noo have any multi racials amongst your company?
You mean like Hamish from Shetland?
Orr noo, I mean peoples of colour,
I, well there is Angus from Glasgow, he is darker than the rest of us, but that's because he doesn't wash..
Hmm... Ok, lets try... what about Women?
Och aye, we have plenty of those, mostly working under us
do you ken?
Ermmm... yes, and noo, that won't doo either, what aboot disabled?
Well there is Frazer, he's got the squirts real bad ya noo
No, that's noo good...what aboot Transexuals?
What's that?
Men that are transitioning to women...
Ock aye, the Companies full of fellas wearing skirt....errr Kilts.
That'll doo, we need some men in skirts in the photo.
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