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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 31st May 2021, 19:45
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Soooo Mr Bond, soon you will be Nutloose and your fame will spread.
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Old 31st May 2021, 19:45
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Kiltrash had yet to be convinced of what the effect of too much Zummerzet zider would feel like...
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Old 31st May 2021, 19:50
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And with fast fibre light technology, ve can stream all past 007 films Mr Bond.
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Old 31st May 2021, 19:51
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Auric Goldfinger picks up where Darth Vader left off....

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Old 31st May 2021, 19:52
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It appears ve have been laser designated Mr Bond.
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Old 31st May 2021, 19:55
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Yes mr Bond, but this red light area vil give you more than zer clap.
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Old 31st May 2021, 22:22
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Modern medicine, Mr. Bond. We no longer use a hot needle, it's all done by laser now.
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Old 31st May 2021, 23:12
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Bet ya wished you had worn your shiny sporran today , eh McSpougle
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Old 1st Jun 2021, 00:51
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Old agents never die, they just laze away.
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Old 1st Jun 2021, 01:08
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You won’t get anything out of me, I’m Scottish don’t you know.
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Old 1st Jun 2021, 01:10
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A red hot shaft up between my legs, I’m Royal Navy, I’m used to it, the only thing missing is the barrel.
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Old 1st Jun 2021, 01:59
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Get with the times Mr Bond, MI6 has a new gender equality policy and need to meet their quotas.
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Old 1st Jun 2021, 04:03
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Of course I'm not going to kill you - we haven't got to the Pussy Galore joke yet. However, she does, what is the phrase?, bat for the other side and therefore...
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Old 1st Jun 2021, 04:50
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Last chance Mr. Bond. Pull my Goldfinger...
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Old 1st Jun 2021, 04:52
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"You're clearly mishtaken Goldfinger. I'm not Bond. You need to look for some obscure Australian!"
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Old 1st Jun 2021, 11:01
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Oi, sod off Vader...you have had your chance in this competition!
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Old 1st Jun 2021, 11:16
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I should warn you before you cut into me, I had a curry last night.
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Old 1st Jun 2021, 11:23
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You don't scare me coldfinger, as an anally retentive jock, I will absorb your laser beam.
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Old 1st Jun 2021, 11:43
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Is that you Indy - what in hell has happened to you, my boy?
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This may leave you a little saw ...
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