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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 25th May 2021, 13:32
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That's a cross dresser. ..
how do you know?
Pink light sabre
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Old 25th May 2021, 14:14
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Darth Vader can't be that strong or he'd have a heavier sabre...
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Old 25th May 2021, 16:52
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Who nicked my Table Tennis bats..?
Last time you used them you sent the Fleet up the Clyde.....
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Old 25th May 2021, 16:56
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Skip, what does ' -..- ' mean ?
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Old 25th May 2021, 17:00
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During the War, a secure means of communicating with the inbound aircraft is finally found. Now just have to work on the range problem. .
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Old 25th May 2021, 19:37
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Mr. Vader fails in his attempt to dance the Village People's YMCA.

- Ed
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Old 26th May 2021, 00:11
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I think he's cross.

Why do you say that, Hoskins?

Well, the light sabres form the Greek letter chi, which has the same pronunciation as the word "angry" in Mandarin.
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Old 26th May 2021, 02:03
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He says if we stop here they will eventually score it.
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Old 26th May 2021, 05:45
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Pilot looking out the darkened window...
" Don't think the CIA are messing about with this rendition flight.."
Cabin PA ..." Welcome to Prestwick, be here to re fuel, and before you ask NO you cannot get out to stretch you legs "
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Old 26th May 2021, 06:38
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I told you it was odd to be escorted down by Tie Fighters. Is this Belarus or Betelgeuse?
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Old 26th May 2021, 10:22
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The LSO grades each landing, ( crash in Hoskins case ) out of 100. Anything less than 25 gets the Death Stare.
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Old 26th May 2021, 10:29
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Bert thinks every day is May the Forth
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Star wars meets Groundhog Day
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Old 26th May 2021, 11:48
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Having completed his ROSO, Luke followed his wallet and swapped his X-wing for a T-tail.
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Old 26th May 2021, 11:56
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"Ignore him....stay on target!"
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Old 26th May 2021, 12:00
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Landing is scored a ten (on a scale of one, two, five, ten).
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Old 26th May 2021, 12:03
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He looks cross...
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Old 26th May 2021, 16:23
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"Taxi for Lord Vader".
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Old 26th May 2021, 20:53
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Him making that Cross sign it sure aint the Dracula fellow!
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Old 26th May 2021, 21:05
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School crossing patrol in Gibraltar stops the traffic to let the children cross.
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Old 26th May 2021, 21:44
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The Dark Lord summons forth Brood X.
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