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Old 20th May 2021, 12:44
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Is this dangerous to fly??
This?? No its the control for the MQ9 Drone in Afghanistan.
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I wanted to fly a Sopwith Camel, and all I got was the hump!!
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This is our new reconnaissance aircraft. We call it the Box Brownie.
After the Camera?
No, because we s**t ourselves everytime we go up in it!
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Early rail guns lacked oomph.
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[[ caption in search of a photo:

Our very own 351st Air Refueling Squadron was awarded the Gen. Carl A. Spaatz Trophy for being the best ARS in the Air Force!
(RAF Mildenhall Facebook page, May 18th)

slightly sorry to post in the midst of a competition ]]
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This? Picked it up at Brighton Pier. Think it was used to scare the Seagulls away from your chips.
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Dick said the last thing he remembered was getting The Pigeon in his sights, then Penelope swooped past putting him off his aim. Only later on the walk round he discovered there had been a bird strike.
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The escape from Stalag 15 was thwarted by a lack of resources and a big hedge.
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Old 20th May 2021, 16:18
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The Flat Hat Society was formed after attempting to push "volunteers" into their new weapons of war.
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Damm think I just shot away my propellor.
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Old 20th May 2021, 16:25
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In Brooklands, Aircraftsman Prune was found to be stealing a Vimy, one piece at a time.
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Old 20th May 2021, 16:29
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Policeman on intersection points duty takes red light jumpers seriously
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Old 20th May 2021, 16:29
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And so son, that's why it's been known as the Guard's van ever since
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Things were at a bit of a stalemate because Hoskins refused to put his feet out into the slipstream and pedal.
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Old 20th May 2021, 16:38
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Wow! This thing handles like it's on rails!
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Ordered to patrol the Hindenberg Line, Algy had got quite the wrong end of the stick.
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Old 20th May 2021, 17:04
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Algie was thankful that when he was posted onto ground attack he never got Jaguars.
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Forgot to shake my medicine this morning, should take care of that.
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You’ve all heard about the term fuselage? Well this is a fusesmall.
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