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Old 20th May 2021, 20:13
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The Central Flying School during WW1 was brutal, when you were chopped, you were chopped.
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The Sopwith Camel ejection pod was an unqualified success, except for the wheels which had a tendency to roll it into enemy trenches.

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Trainee soldier from A Country Which We Do Not Respect: "And when I want to retreat, can I turn my seat around to face the way I'm going?"

-- "Oh, there's no time for that - we retreat facing backwards."
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I got this with the first issue of the magazine, only 2 years to go and I will have the whole plane.
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Old 20th May 2021, 23:34
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Not a caption

For those interested, here's Captain Blackadder having a go in it.

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VSO off to the left, " I say Mr Hill, it appears your daughter Hazel has sorted guns synchronisation, now if only Ms Shilling could sort the coughing engines..
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During the hottest summer ever Hoskins gets ready with the water canon to protect his corn field.
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Farmer John takes drastic action to protect his Scarecrow from further damage done by....the Crows.
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Old 21st May 2021, 12:13
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Private Baldrick's only cunning plan of any merit enabled Blackadder to deal firmly with Captain Darling...
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Things seem to be slowing down, so I'll call this one tonight (as silly as it seems to call it that).
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First prototype of the 'mobile lounge' favoured at some airports.
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Old 21st May 2021, 15:00
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"If you can make it work on just one rail, we can call it a 'monorail' and then all practical shortcomings will be forgiven."
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Old 21st May 2021, 15:01
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Young men always prefer to sit at the front of driverless trains and pretend to be the driver.
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Old 21st May 2021, 15:03
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"You've not only run over the marshaller, you've got his head and shoulders caught in your contraption."
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"When fully developed, it'll be the world's first combine harvester. We just need to add functions for reaping, threshing, gathering, and winnowing."

-- "And lay railway tracks in all the world's grain fields."
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Big Bertha....nay Lad this is Lil Burper!
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Old 21st May 2021, 15:17
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"VNE is 25 mph. The only indication you have of speed is that your cap flies off at 27 mph."
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Old 21st May 2021, 15:19
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"Wow, that really is a gap that needs to be minded!"
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Irish F1 car disqualified for having no wings.
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"A green light in the cockpit means your undercarriage is safe to land on, so you're going to be stopping soon. A green light outside the cockpit means full speed ahead. Is that clear?"
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