Caption Competition Mk III
The CAA's latest attempt to halt Aviation in the UK took a sinister turn!
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The Empire Strikes Back almost as often as French Air Traffic Controllers...
Later Darth wrote a strongly worded note to ACME That they only make Right Handed Light sabres. Did they not know 35 % of all the Sith are Left Handed.. This is grounds for a discrimination lawsuit.
Sacked Black Stig seeks employment at Dunsfold after being sacked dismissed when he wrote a ' tell all ' book.
(ps MUST remember not to use the same word in the same sentence...oh **** ..did it again..)
(ps MUST remember not to use the same word in the same sentence...oh **** ..did it again..)
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Vadar in a deep rasping threatening voice.... " Welcome to Minsk, your safety is our main focus. Your aircraft will now be searched for explosive devices "
" We thanks you for your patience and know you had a choice of airlines to fly with "
Pilot...." will this count against my On Time Arrivals bonus? "
" We thanks you for your patience and know you had a choice of airlines to fly with "
Pilot...." will this count against my On Time Arrivals bonus? "
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Having called in the exorcist, attempts were made to finally rid the airport of RyanAir.
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Who's the daddy?
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Ohhh crap, it’s the CAA carrying out a ramp inspection again.
Pilot. .." Whew made it somehow after that windshear on finals with 2 engines out, no hydraulic pressure on the green channel and the jack screw collapsed due to no lubrication."
Co- Pilot..." Why is the handler dressed as Lord Vader" ?
Vader replies ..." Cause they were all out of Grim Reaper outfits..."
Co- Pilot..." Why is the handler dressed as Lord Vader" ?
Vader replies ..." Cause they were all out of Grim Reaper outfits..."
Him? Dunno. I have heard he used to be a Lord or some such. Supposedly got busted back to the ranks after that Death Star fiasco a few years back.