Caption Competition Mk III
VSO has a stint as a Pilot, wonders what's so difficult about this.
Now Payroll General..That's a dangerous occupation. You get the weekly wage wrong there is hell to pay. ...
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Did you really think we would give a desk driver a real aircraft?
Now Payroll General..That's a dangerous occupation. You get the weekly wage wrong there is hell to pay. ...
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Did you really think we would give a desk driver a real aircraft?
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Combat was going well until the hun deployed leaves on the line.
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With the hun on the retreat, Wallace deployed Gromitt to go ahead laying track.
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When Hoskins finally reached the end of the training pipeline, he found he had been remustered to Admin (Sec).
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Algie patiently awaited the next edition of the Hatchetts Magazine Build a WW1 fighter.
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Army Medics trial new methods for mass vaccination against Spanish Infuenza.
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Hoskins mused ... “To think that decades later a new generation could accomplish the same task from a Portacabin a thousand miles away. One can but dream ...”
Lots of great entries on this one. Short of the winner, the ones that made me laugh the most (in no particular order) were:
Trouble is, after every burst we have to wheel him back from St Pancras. --Ninthace
I wanted to fly a Sopwith Camel, and all I got was the hump!! – Wensleydale
And so son, that's why it's been known as the Guard's van ever since – Traffic is Er Was.
"You've not only run over the marshaller, you've got his head and shoulders caught in your contraption." – c52
Combat was going well until the hun deployed leaves on the line. – Nutloose
Army Medics trial new methods for mass vaccination against Spanish Infuenza. MPN11
But one entry not only conjured up a improbably funny scene, but did it with style and panache (or something like that). So the coveted trophy goes to Traffic for:
Cholmondeley-Smythe loitered patiently up-sun, just waiting for a careless Hun to be pushed into range.
The trophy will be dispatched shortly -- just need to get the transatlantic rail link complete and recruit a few more pushers for the relay.
Trouble is, after every burst we have to wheel him back from St Pancras. --Ninthace
I wanted to fly a Sopwith Camel, and all I got was the hump!! – Wensleydale
And so son, that's why it's been known as the Guard's van ever since – Traffic is Er Was.
"You've not only run over the marshaller, you've got his head and shoulders caught in your contraption." – c52
Combat was going well until the hun deployed leaves on the line. – Nutloose
Army Medics trial new methods for mass vaccination against Spanish Infuenza. MPN11
But one entry not only conjured up a improbably funny scene, but did it with style and panache (or something like that). So the coveted trophy goes to Traffic for:
Cholmondeley-Smythe loitered patiently up-sun, just waiting for a careless Hun to be pushed into range.
The trophy will be dispatched shortly -- just need to get the transatlantic rail link complete and recruit a few more pushers for the relay.
Why thank you sir. SInce I'll then have to wait for the gangers to move on to construction of the transpacific rail link, I'm more than happy to throw it open to someone who hasn't had a go in a while. First in, best....etc.
Either that Stormtrooper has put on weight or I need new glasses.
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Hey is that David Prowse?
NAA it can’t be, I thought he was the Green Cross Man..
NAA it can’t be, I thought he was the Green Cross Man..
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All I asked for was an upload of domestic water, but the tower tells me he has the divine right to supply its location.
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The force my ass, he’s using that puppeteers rig to control them.
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If he rubs those two sticks together much faster he’ll light those sabres.