Caption Competition Mk III
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"Now if I press the red button, it tells HQ that we have detected a ballistic missile attack and they should immediately retaliate with a counter strike: the green button tells MT to send transport to pick us up - or was that the other way round?"
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Ok time to score it, mine would have been
"As you can see the Tornado radar was designed from the start to be upgradable, here we have the early version of the Foxhunter mounted onto the even earlier Blue Circle."
"It's our Rice Crispy machine sir, if you stand out in front and listen hard, you will hear your testicles going snap crackle and pop,"
But alas, I cannot win...
OK first place has to be from these ones below,
and its going to be DAN with
"Good morning chaps, lovely weather today".
"Not for much longer mate, switch it on George.
So the runners up in no order are.....
Treddi with
Ahhhhhh, now I see what's causing the interference on my jersey...
Wensley with
"is it showing traffic on the railway over there?"
"Yes. It's a Train Following Radar".
622
Aha, found the problem! .....We are going to need longer cables!
Ninthace with
Now be careful not to overwind it or the mainspring will go boing and the Earth will stop rotating.
Yes Dan and I did...
Transmitting the CST trophy now Dan after recovering it from the flowerbed.
For what it's worth the image was from this collection and was Technicians work on new radar equipment at Hawarden Airport in 1963
https://www.dailypost.co.uk/news/nor...-north-8526620
"As you can see the Tornado radar was designed from the start to be upgradable, here we have the early version of the Foxhunter mounted onto the even earlier Blue Circle."
"It's our Rice Crispy machine sir, if you stand out in front and listen hard, you will hear your testicles going snap crackle and pop,"
But alas, I cannot win...
OK first place has to be from these ones below,
and its going to be DAN with
"Good morning chaps, lovely weather today".
"Not for much longer mate, switch it on George.
So the runners up in no order are.....
Treddi with
Ahhhhhh, now I see what's causing the interference on my jersey...
Wensley with
"is it showing traffic on the railway over there?"
"Yes. It's a Train Following Radar".
622
Aha, found the problem! .....We are going to need longer cables!
Ninthace with
Now be careful not to overwind it or the mainspring will go boing and the Earth will stop rotating.
"Just to let you know chaps, there's now nearly 5 pages about you on the current capcom, and Nutloose will have to read everyone of them. That'll teach him."
Transmitting the CST trophy now Dan after recovering it from the flowerbed.
For what it's worth the image was from this collection and was Technicians work on new radar equipment at Hawarden Airport in 1963
https://www.dailypost.co.uk/news/nor...-north-8526620
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We can’t unload yet, we’re waiting for the moovers.
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The Whistling Sh*t, previously known as the Whistling T*t
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Skip, I think your letter to catering complaining about the beef sarnies had some effect, I’ve just got a note from him saying if you think you can do better I’ve sent you the ingredients to make your own.
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They're hiding from the police car.
and if your wondering
https://www.getreading.co.uk/news/re...mowed-20598663
and if your wondering
https://www.getreading.co.uk/news/re...mowed-20598663
Freddie Laker's little known conversion from the Carvair to the Cowvair.
Tell the mooover to go get a ramp. I am not jumping and it is a well known fact that cows can't go down stairs.
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“Have you seen the new hostie?, she’s a right cow...”
”bullocks...”
”bullocks...”
Avoid imitations
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“I quite like cows but I couldn’t eat a whole one...Oh but hang on a moo!”
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”Not bloody fair ... those smelly sheep got a 747.”
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“I thought First was always at the front, and Cattle Class at the back?”