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Old 4th Jul 2021, 14:45
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In joint runner up we have Nutty with

Welcome to Australia, please ensure you are fully covered in DDT.
and Treadi with

In honour of your last mission, Skip. Budget cuts means it lemonade rather than bubbly and the fire engine salute has been pared down to Sergeant Towser widdling on the nose wheel, but only after he's drunk his lemonade...
There can only be one winner and that honour this time goes to 622 with

Originally Posted by 622
Precautions against COVID stepped up for arriving aircrew…..simple hand sanitising is no longer deemed sufficient.
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Old 4th Jul 2021, 20:05
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Many thanks…..try this:


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Old 4th Jul 2021, 20:41
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Maverick takes his egos on a cheque ride...
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Old 4th Jul 2021, 20:44
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If they have to eject, it will be like the 4th of July... wait, it IS the 4th of July...

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Old 4th Jul 2021, 20:45
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US FMS sells surplus aircraft prior to the RAF after a thorough dusting out and addition of extra NAV seating and toaster ovens, Latte brewers, and Lounge Chairs.
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Old 4th Jul 2021, 20:47
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The Iranian Air Force is down to one serviceable F-14, so to keep the crews current...
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The Diversity Tsar insists upon representation of all minorities in each aircraft.....
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Old 4th Jul 2021, 20:48
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Due to a clerical error, the draft papers for the Osmonds arrived by the same post.
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Old 4th Jul 2021, 20:50
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Bloody hell Snodgrass, what HAVE you been snorting?
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Old 4th Jul 2021, 22:13
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It was supposed to be a two seater but the chap in Abbey Wood placing the order had a bit of a stutter.
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Old 4th Jul 2021, 22:21
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Pilot, Nav, HSE Rep, Diversity Monitor, CRM Moderator, PR Photographer....wheels up and ready for a RTB call to be followed by Tea and Medals.
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Old 4th Jul 2021, 22:29
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I said I wanted a pee, not I want to feel like a pea.
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Old 4th Jul 2021, 22:35
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Fox 2 pass it on
Fox too? pass it on
Fox you? pass it on
Forks you? pass it on
F*ck you? Skipper.
Charming….
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Old 4th Jul 2021, 22:40
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It’s a banana .

How to disarm a man armed with a banana ?

“Send three and four pence , we are going too a dance “
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Old 4th Jul 2021, 23:26
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I’m all for embedded reporters within the military on active service, but this is getting bloody ridiculous.
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Old 4th Jul 2021, 23:28
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Eject Eject Eject..
Eject Eject Eject..
Eject Eject Eject..
Eject Eject Eject..
Eject Eject Eject..
Pardon?
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Old 4th Jul 2021, 23:30
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You do realise if we get shot down the guy will become an instant ace.
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Old 5th Jul 2021, 04:21
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Now that is a tight formation.
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Old 5th Jul 2021, 06:14
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USN take the ' 6 indoors ' Covid restriction literally '
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Old 5th Jul 2021, 06:16
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The RAF Bobsleigh Team gets some new equipment.
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