Caption Competition Mk III
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Judge Tread will don his black cap and pick a victim winner sometime around 8pm (BST) this evening. Keep 'em coming...
One of the quickest methods of finding a aviation gasoline fuel leak in a wing is to stand under the wing puffing on a big cigar .
This plane may well fall into the fat girls and mopeds category , fun to ride until your mates see you .
This plane may well fall into the fat girls and mopeds category , fun to ride until your mates see you .
The pilot? Last seen heading off clutching an anal probe looking for something he called a "Cletus"
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“Elmer, I have to ask you yet again ... WHY?”
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Sorry, been distracted - stand by for a quick judgement...
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Right, plenty of excellent captions from all of you - here's a couple:C52:
Beamr:
Kilty:
C52:
Ninthace:
622:
But there can only be one winner and it is:
Ninthace:
Well done Chap, I'll toss the CST in your direction with your choice of savoury or sweet filling.
(My entry might have been: Dick Van Dyke and Julie Andrews with the secret of how Mary Poppins really flew...)
I call it AWACS: Aeroplane With A Circular Surface.
We all know that frisbee flies jolly well, but how do you throw this thing?
Well the plans fell out of Master Treadigraph 's ( age 6 ) math jotter
"We told the designer to copy a boomerang to ensure the plane returns safely from every mission, but someone described a frisbee to him when he asked what a boomerang was."
No idea. It followed me home. Can I keep it?
Scotty and Bones dissapointed with the first USS Enterprise
Ninthace:
'Ow does it fly monsieur? Well ze take off run is very short but ze 'andling is a bit crępe.
(My entry might have been: Dick Van Dyke and Julie Andrews with the secret of how Mary Poppins really flew...)
I am honoured and my flabber is truly gasted. I will have a dig for a picture. Standby.
Try this, not sure if it is powered or just gravity assisted
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Now I know how the Christmas Turkey feels.