Caption Competition Mk III

[Kiltrash]

I'll put this on PPRuNe, Someone will be able to identify..
Think their Walnuts sir.

[NutLoose]

Thank Christ for that, by the time they’d got me strapped up in this rig like a Christmas Turkey I was worried the chestnut stuffing was next on the list.

[treadigraph]

Brussels sprouts give you wings

[treadigraph]

[Kiltrash]

Reports to Honeywell, Dunno what it was sir, but I think the Chinese have copied the plans we leaked to the Russians, via the Germans from MI6...

[Kiltrash]

Star Trek 17 Shuttlepod gets a make over

[treadigraph]

I say Squiffy, there's a rumour that the Sparrows are interested in a replacement for their Hawks

[Kiltrash]

In the Year 2525
If man was still alive..

Buster still waits for a Cap Comp win...

[treadigraph]

Mass invasion? Hate to disillusion you but we are it...

[treadigraph]

Originally Posted by Kiltrash

In the Year 2525
If man was still alive..

Bloody hell Kilty, you were reading my mind!

[Buster Hyman]

Buddy clever these Japanese! Self extracting Kidney stones! Brilliant!

[cynicalint]

Carrie, this Boris, brace yourself I'm coming in from behind!

[Ascend Charlie]

The First and Second (bowel) Movements of Ride of the Valkyries, waiting for the Turd.

[cavuman1]

Move over Mr. Bald Eagle! I'm the new National Bird of the U.S.A.! Fat, stupid, and sassy - I've got it all....

- Ed

[fitliker]

Not a great fan of one way approaches myself ;

They are about to find out why Sergeant Shut Up insisted on clean base kit before taking the high jump

[Beamr]

BAe, Lockheed Martin and Boeing were having a very high flying brainstorming session on new lo cost f16 replacement.

or

The very best brains in the industry were flown in to solve the MCAS issue.

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Martin-Baker's new ejection system was such good fun that crews were abandoning their steeds for the flimsiest of reasons...

[Kiltrash]

David Attenborough voice..

..and here we see a slow moving sperm approach a stationary egg from behind and after a unexpected burst of speed, the deed, is done. 40 years later the latest RAF Fighter, the Jaguar, is born.

[Kiltrash]

After a journey of many miles a Mummy Nucleus and a Daddy Nucleus loved each other so much they were attracted to each other and came together in a blinding flash of Light, and Hiroshima was no more.

[Kiltrash]

...and in a first, U.K. Scientists reveal a full size picture of a Covid-19 Virus. The British prime Minister is immediately attracted to it.