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Old 10th May 2021, 21:57
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I'll put this on PPRuNe, Someone will be able to identify..
Think their Walnuts sir.
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Thank Christ for that, by the time they’d got me strapped up in this rig like a Christmas Turkey I was worried the chestnut stuffing was next on the list.
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Old 10th May 2021, 22:01
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Brussels sprouts give you wings
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Old 10th May 2021, 22:03
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Reports to Honeywell, Dunno what it was sir, but I think the Chinese have copied the plans we leaked to the Russians, via the Germans from MI6...
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Old 10th May 2021, 22:05
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Star Trek 17 Shuttlepod gets a make over
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Old 10th May 2021, 22:10
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I say Squiffy, there's a rumour that the Sparrows are interested in a replacement for their Hawks
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Old 10th May 2021, 22:12
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In the Year 2525
If man was still alive..

Buster still waits for a Cap Comp win...
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Old 10th May 2021, 22:12
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Mass invasion? Hate to disillusion you but we are it...
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Old 10th May 2021, 22:13
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Originally Posted by Kiltrash
In the Year 2525
If man was still alive..
Bloody hell Kilty, you were reading my mind!
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Old 10th May 2021, 23:56
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Buddy clever these Japanese! Self extracting Kidney stones! Brilliant!
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Old 11th May 2021, 01:18
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Carrie, this Boris, brace yourself I'm coming in from behind!
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Old 11th May 2021, 02:04
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The First and Second (bowel) Movements of Ride of the Valkyries, waiting for the Turd.
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Move over Mr. Bald Eagle! I'm the new National Bird of the U.S.A.! Fat, stupid, and sassy - I've got it all....

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Not a great fan of one way approaches myself ;

They are about to find out why Sergeant Shut Up insisted on clean base kit before taking the high jump
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Old 11th May 2021, 03:59
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BAe, Lockheed Martin and Boeing were having a very high flying brainstorming session on new lo cost f16 replacement.

or

The very best brains in the industry were flown in to solve the MCAS issue.
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Martin-Baker's new ejection system was such good fun that crews were abandoning their steeds for the flimsiest of reasons...
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Old 11th May 2021, 04:28
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David Attenborough voice..

..and here we see a slow moving sperm approach a stationary egg from behind and after a unexpected burst of speed, the deed, is done. 40 years later the latest RAF Fighter, the Jaguar, is born.
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Old 11th May 2021, 04:31
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After a journey of many miles a Mummy Nucleus and a Daddy Nucleus loved each other so much they were attracted to each other and came together in a blinding flash of Light, and Hiroshima was no more.
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...and in a first, U.K. Scientists reveal a full size picture of a Covid-19 Virus. The British prime Minister is immediately attracted to it.
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