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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 9th May 2021, 17:16
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It's the TUIT you asked for! You said you would get the thing to fly when you got a round Tuit
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Old 9th May 2021, 17:33
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Our nav's shortsighted, so we're having the stars painted underneath the wing.
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Old 9th May 2021, 18:52
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"We told the designer to copy a boomerang to ensure the plane returns safely from every mission, but someone described a frisbee to him when he asked what a boomerang was."
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Old 9th May 2021, 19:19
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Meh, to be honest I was hoping for something with a tricycle undercarriage.


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Old 9th May 2021, 19:21
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It's called "The Pac-Man", and it'll gobble up all those nasty Germans
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Old 9th May 2021, 20:03
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Its difficult to land...Air Traffic keep saying "Round Again".
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Old 9th May 2021, 20:05
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This'll prove my flat earth theory.
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Old 9th May 2021, 20:07
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We fly for the Orange Forces...it is a Jaffa Cake!
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Old 9th May 2021, 20:49
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Well the RAF accepted the Javelin, so we thought we’d offer them the Discus.
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Old 9th May 2021, 20:52
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A bit high on the round out there Hoskins.
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Old 9th May 2021, 20:54
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After the NOTAM about the Chinese Rocket comming back to Earth, time to take down the shield. Ended up in the Ocean...
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Old 9th May 2021, 20:55
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Right lads, get the ' Lazy Susan ' down and into the mess hall for the Officers Dining in night.
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Old 9th May 2021, 20:56
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No idea. It followed me home. Can I keep it?
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Old 9th May 2021, 20:57
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If that's the size of the dogs Frisbee, don't wanna see the size of the dog...
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Old 9th May 2021, 21:00
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The Scottish Air Force have a naming ceremony for their new AEW aircraft, Hawkeye The Noo
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Old 9th May 2021, 21:01
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Allright, but what happens of the Fockers attack from directly above, ah that's why we have, but you cannot see, the air gunner strapped on the top.

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Old 9th May 2021, 21:05
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Its a Parasite Fighter, magetised to the balloon and released to swoop down and strafe the enemy below.
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Old 9th May 2021, 21:05
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'Ow does it fly monsieur? Well ze take off run is very short but ze 'andling is a bit crÍpe.
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Old 9th May 2021, 21:10
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Well no, we employ Hazing on the top, so the press do not see what we are doing.
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Old 9th May 2021, 22:47
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Deployable tabletop. Because you never know where an exercise might break out.
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