Caption Competition Mk III

[Kiltrash]

The FSB report they are still attempting to reduce tbe size of the pellet to fit the Bulgarian Umbrella. But should be achievable for Markov's trip to London.

[c52]

It's not often that a hatter makes the inches-for-centimetres error.

[c52]

"I've got this great idea for a TV game involving giant red balls. I'll call it Total Wipeout."

[c52]

No, they can't see where they're going, but it does keep the setting sun out of their eyes."

[Frostchamber]

They'd finally cracked it, and those who'd rubbished the F35 helmet mounted display would soon be eating their words

[Buster Hyman]

Just out of shot, a gang of furious Hairdressers demand their hair dryers back.

[fitliker]

The glory days of aviation

[Hydromet]

They're helping Artie Beetson look for the prop that hit Jack Newton.

(For those unfamiliar, Jack Newton was a pro golfer who walked into an aircraft propellor and lost an arm. Artie Beetson was a Rugby League coach. Prop forward is a defensive position in Rugby League.)

[Ascend Charlie]

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Jack Newton was a pro golfer who walked into an aircraft propellor and lost an arm.

Actually, he also lost an eye and a lot of intestines, which led to a couple of sick jokes:
Q: What force does it take to stop an aeroplane propellor?
A(1) One Newton
A(2) A strong arm, a good eye, and a lot of guts.

[c52]

Advertising Executive: "I'm delighted to present you new campaign for contraceptives!"

Customer: "But they've got holes in!"

[NutLoose]

Pearls before swine........ "If you can't beat them, join them" said Arfur Scroggins Line Swine, "we're just worried in case someone tries to string us".

[NutLoose]

[Kiltrash]

At LAX local residents under the flightpath soon develop PPE in case of sudden ' Toilet Discharge '

[Kiltrash]

On Brighton Seafront Local residents develop PPE so they can eat their chips safe from Seagull attack

[Kiltrash]

In a blind test of eight in flight catering meals the winner with 75% was Nothing at All, Followed on 24.9% by the Cardboard box

[622]

Stig had a lot of explaining to do to Mrs Stig when this photo was seen!

[Chu Chu]

I'll call this one tonight, before judging gets too much harder. Around midnight in the UK.

[NutLoose]

With the withdrawl of the Sea KIng, the RAF put the radomes up for disposal.

[NutLoose]

Kodak launch their instapratic, a head worn camera system.

[622]

How can you tell they all play rugby? .......it's easy, because they are all prop forwards!!