Caption Competition Mk III

[Wensleydale]

The crews practise for the take-over of Air Scotia.

[Kiltrash]

In case of turbulence the Cabin Crew are trained how to still dispense drinks into the passengers cup. The Flight Crew practice as well to stop their coffee getting onto the engine controls.

[Kiltrash]

Having had a go in the centrifuge the crew demonstrate how their balance is not affected

[Kiltrash]

Before boarding the crew have to pass their sobriety test.

[Kiltrash]

The crew practice Rock Paper Scissors to decide the rota for which Flight Crew gets which Cabin Crew to sit on their laps during the cruise phase

[Chu Chu]

Having won the Ho Chi Minh City synchronized waiters race, the crew begins training for the Sydney race.

[Chu Chu]

After exchanging uniforms for backwards day, eight pilots pose with two cabin crew.

[MPN11]

Captain Wun Hung Lo got the crew to join him in his signature dance move ... and every one of them knew what he was talking about.

[Wensleydale]

Originally Posted by MPN11

Captain Wun Hung Lo got the crew to join him in his signature dance move ... and every one of them knew what he was talking about.

Gangwaynam Style?

[MPN11]

Originally Posted by Wensleydale

Gangwaynam Style?

ho ho ho ... See Pay Ho.

[treadigraph]

The Dear Leader has seen this photo and wants to replicate with our Air Koryo - and with him as Captain!

But Sire... can he lean like that without toppling?

Impudent Pig Dog! You dare imply the Dear Leader can be toppled...?

[NutLoose]

Young man, there's no need to feel down
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy
Young man, there's a place you can go
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time
It's fun to stay at the YMCA
It's fun to stay at the YMCA
They have everything for you men to enjoy
You can hang out with all the boys

[Hydromet]

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A quickie is a goodie, judging in about 12 hours.

[Boeing Jet]

Cabin crew getting their flying lessons from the captain & co-pilot!!!

[Wensleydale]

...and we finish the training sortie with a low level pass down the Ladyboyer Reservoir.

[Kiltrash]

Next we shall demonstrate the crash position. On the command Brace, Brace, Brace put your head down between your knees...
Your OWN knees Hoskins...
But sir the Hostie is named Yrneees

[Kiltrash]

North Korea import dogs, and the crew practice getting them all calm by petting them

[c52]

Male crew are required to wear the darkest of dark sunglasses to prevent them from ogling the female crew. As for piloting, well, that's where the autopilot comes in.

[Kiltrash]

The members of the little Snoring Parachute club practice the stick deployment.
But why the jet aircraft and uniforms?
Essential travel of course...

[Kiltrash]

Yep yep a little to the right, up , down ...there got it perfect reception on tbe television...