Caption Competition Mk II
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"Ahh gut, you have brought zer vine lizt, now show me zer vay to zer camp restaurant"
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"Butlins is the name sir, I am to be your camp host"
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"And I thought ve had shortages of essential var materials"
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"It is no good Sergeant, some Britisher stole my vatch and vith out zer veight on my wrist, my arm springs up"
President Trump ! Are you all right ? We heard this terrible scream from your bedroom
Yah, well I had this bad dream, I was standing to attention about to salute President Buttegegg when he gave me this look like I was a NOTHING !
Yah, well I had this bad dream, I was standing to attention about to salute President Buttegegg when he gave me this look like I was a NOTHING !
This is my defeated face, you should see my Victory face !
From the Sargent:
”Well a hearty F8uck you too, prisoner 3456-102”
”Well a hearty F8uck you too, prisoner 3456-102”
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“I think your flies are undone, sergeant. Attend to that immediately.”
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“Ah, sergeant, The Battle of the Bulge ... and you might win that one.”
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“Thank you for a pleasant flight, However, I will not be using Ryanair again.”
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“Ah, sergeant, would I be right in guessing you don’t play for Manchester City?”
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“Don’t be nervous, Fat Sergeant, I’m armless.”
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“I haf heard that Britisher bier is dangerous, but I never knew it vas that bad.”
"Hmmm", mused a thoughtful Count von Zeppelin, "Zat fat-bellied puzzlegut giffs me a wunderbar idea for ze design uff my next flyink machine!" And thus was born the Blimpollin.
- Ed
- Ed
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"And on the catwalk today wearing the latest in gay Luftwaffe uniforms we have Herman the defeated German"
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"I don't know what ist more frightening, being your prisoner or being you vife"