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Caption Competition Mk II

Old 31st Dec 2019, 10:56
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The downwind leg.
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Old 31st Dec 2019, 14:31
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I do prefer a leg at Christmas. Especially if it comes with stuffing.
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"Dinah, Dinah, show us your leg.....a yard above yer knee!"

Bloggs could only hope!
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Really Miss Chalmers, you must remember it's a layover, not a leg over...
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"Look, if the passenger in row 6 wants a dish that does not contain nuts, send him back here and I'll show him one"
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"Yes, ladies, the best way of all to open a bottle such as the one you're holding is to rotate that big lever that says 'OPEN'."
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"Damn that stick shaker was good...better than any man"
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"Well, last night the Captain told me that was so good I should bottle it"
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Old 31st Dec 2019, 16:56
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"You're both fired. You should know that Aeroflot staff are not permitted to have nice legs, and that smiling is most strictly forbidden."
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Old 31st Dec 2019, 16:59
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Virgin's leg room is greatly appreciated by the cognoscenti...
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Old 31st Dec 2019, 18:18
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Listen to this one ........
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“Please remember I’m here primarily for your safety. Right, that said, what’s next big boy?
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The other "edited out" side of the photograph showing Corbyn sitting on the floor.
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Palace staff are concerned about leaking this photo from Prince Andrew's photo album.
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Runway wet...wet..wet
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If the bottle is any indication......a couple of pounds of Liver for shimming might be in order!
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Old 1st Jan 2020, 12:16
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Why the cockpit door is never closed, and why the captain has a rear view mirror.

Or, as he calls it, a 'leg view mirror'. He counts himself lucky when it is truly a rear view mirror.

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Originally Posted by c52
Why the cockpit door is never closed, and why the captain has a rear view mirror.

Or, as he calls it, a 'leg view mirror'. He counts himself lucky when it is truly a rear view mirror.
But for safety reasons they have their back to the cockpit
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Old 1st Jan 2020, 13:26
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You know...I always wondered why it was called Easy Jet...
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"Wow, that's a severe case of tail flutter you have got there girl"
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