Caption Competition Mk II
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"Look, if the passenger in row 6 wants a dish that does not contain nuts, send him back here and I'll show him one"
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"Damn that stick shaker was good...better than any man"
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"Well, last night the Captain told me that was so good I should bottle it"
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“Please remember I’m here primarily for your safety. Right, that said, what’s next big boy? 
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Runway wet...wet..wet
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Why the cockpit door is never closed, and why the captain has a rear view mirror.
Or, as he calls it, a 'leg view mirror'. He counts himself lucky when it is truly a rear view mirror.
Or, as he calls it, a 'leg view mirror'. He counts himself lucky when it is truly a rear view mirror.
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"Wow, that's a severe case of tail flutter you have got there girl"
