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Old 14th Feb 2020, 15:36
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"Ahh gut, you have brought zer vine lizt, now show me zer vay to zer camp restaurant"
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"Butlins is the name sir, I am to be your camp host"
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Old 14th Feb 2020, 15:39
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"And I thought ve had shortages of essential var materials"
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Old 14th Feb 2020, 15:41
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"It is no good Sergeant, some Britisher stole my vatch and vith out zer veight on my wrist, my arm springs up"
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Old 14th Feb 2020, 15:55
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Well there I was with nothing on the clock but the makers name and in the mirror was a Spitfire, and the rest was history.
Move it Rudolf no one gives a ****
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Old 14th Feb 2020, 15:57
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I say my good man, if I leave my jacket out my cell would you please get it cleaned, terrible stain on the pocket
Move if Rudolf no one gives a ****
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Old 14th Feb 2020, 16:47
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President Trump ! Are you all right ? We heard this terrible scream from your bedroom

Yah, well I had this bad dream, I was standing to attention about to salute President Buttegegg when he gave me this look like I was a NOTHING !
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Old 14th Feb 2020, 16:50
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This is my defeated face, you should see my Victory face !
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Old 14th Feb 2020, 16:52
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From the Sargent:

”Well a hearty F8uck you too, prisoner 3456-102”
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Old 14th Feb 2020, 17:00
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I think your flies are undone, sergeant. Attend to that immediately.
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Old 14th Feb 2020, 17:03
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Ah, sergeant, The Battle of the Bulge ... and you might win that one.
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Old 14th Feb 2020, 18:26
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“Thank you for a pleasant flight, However, I will not be using Ryanair again.”
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Old 14th Feb 2020, 18:32
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Ah, sergeant, would I be right in guessing you dont play for Manchester City?
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Gott in himmell, I hope that webbing buckle is secure, it could do me a mischief if it gives way with that bulge behind it.
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Old 14th Feb 2020, 19:11
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Dont be nervous, Fat Sergeant, Im armless.
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I haf heard that Britisher bier is dangerous, but I never knew it vas that bad.
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Old 14th Feb 2020, 19:37
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"Hmmm", mused a thoughtful Count von Zeppelin, "Zat fat-bellied puzzlegut giffs me a wunderbar idea for ze design uff my next flyink machine!" And thus was born the Blimpollin.

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"And on the catwalk today wearing the latest in gay Luftwaffe uniforms we have Herman the defeated German"
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"I schpent my two veeks qvarantine in mein cabin, but it looks like you schpent it in ze pantry!"
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Old 14th Feb 2020, 22:16
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"I don't know what ist more frightening, being your prisoner or being you vife"
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