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Old 2nd Feb 2020, 18:23
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Got the idea from a Russian helicopter. Its a Hip Flask.
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Old 2nd Feb 2020, 18:27
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It's supposed to be eight hours from bottle to throttle, but that looks more like 1 inch to me...
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"Before anyone gets overexcited, let me remind you we're making a film and what's in the bottle is cold tea."

"..as I'm sure the colleague who started drinking it will tell you."
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"When the pilot asked for a tot, he actually meant Time On Target"
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In case of Emergency, Switches off, "Gentlemen Jack off" brought a new meaning to the term Emergency relief.





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"It's funny how the Dog went off when he found the Coke, but not this..."
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Shot down three times before supper soon became the norm.
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The secret was out why Maverick didn't like flying with Iceman.
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Old 2nd Feb 2020, 22:48
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Tennessee launches its rival to the Spirit of St Louis.
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Old 2nd Feb 2020, 23:01
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Throttle to Bottle = About three inches.
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Ha... it's the Alaskan Spirit level of course!
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Call the Engineer....I noticed a missing Witness Mark on the Snow Snake Antidote Container.
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"Well" said the Captain, "there's nothing wrong with those brakes!!!"
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"We could only fit a bottle as we're not cleared for barrel rolls..."
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Nutty unable to trust Buster when staying with him takes his whisky wherever he goes
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When Prince Charles takes a short flight he carries something to help him forget all about Camilla
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Old 3rd Feb 2020, 15:50
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Delta bans all drinks from the Cockpit by removing the cup holders. Pilots find a cunning way round the restrictions
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Harrison Ford has a Un diagnosed drink problem. Hide in plain sight?
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"I'll tell you why it's there... because a beer pump would just look ridiculous"!
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. . . . not saying you're wrong, Dan, but these beer pumps don't look out of place.

But perhaps not in the cockpit.



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