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Old 16th May 2020, 22:23
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Are you sure we really need the rear view mirrors?

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Old 16th May 2020, 22:28
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Harland and Wolff lifeboat under test for White Star line.

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Old 17th May 2020, 05:21
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Having learned from experience, the Great Leaders Banana Boat crew have taken precautions...
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Old 17th May 2020, 06:27
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Day trippers are determined to get to the beaches, no matter what the local council say
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Old 17th May 2020, 13:38
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Location is on a need to know basis on the USN Ohio. Unfortunately the Captain, XO and Navigation Officers were not on speaking terms
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The RAF Training command looked to enhance the Canberra crews experience, of being kept in the dark and only brought out to have sh!t put on them
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Old 17th May 2020, 13:43
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It's acuaually a 4 man sub, however Hoskins last words when he refused the safety tether rope was, just how fast can this go Mr Heath Robinson?
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Old 17th May 2020, 15:06
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Jeff Tracey was unimpressed with Thunderbird 4 & asked Brains to go back to the drawing board.
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Old 17th May 2020, 15:22
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3 hours into the secret mission Hoskins nagging doubt he’d forgotten something finally emerged,,,,The torpedoes!!
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Old 17th May 2020, 15:53
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The committee formed by Ascent to formulate the new RAF flying training system finally produced its result.
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Old 17th May 2020, 16:54
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3 hours into the secret mission Hoskins nagging doubt hed forgotten something finally emerged,,,,He was still wearing his stockings and suspenders, Oh how the others would laugh at him in the bar afterwards

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Old 17th May 2020, 17:37
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Let’s hope the Russians never discover the real “Trident” submarine consists of this manned by us “three pricks”, and those things they see at Faslane are simply movie props that sink and rise to hide our departure and arrival.


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Old 17th May 2020, 18:38
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The blunt bow, ahhh that was someone screwed up length wise at BAe and misread the spec, so to get it back in they sawed the front off.
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Old 17th May 2020, 19:06
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What MOD isn't telling all those British Airways pilots who want to join the Military for a short service engagement.........
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When men were men and Mermaids were nervous......
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Hey what's that goat doing on the rock ahead ?
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See the world the Navy recruiter said
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Old 17th May 2020, 22:20
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Hey you at the back sit down and don’t be such a drag.
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Old 18th May 2020, 11:28
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I know we had some rain this last week but did not expect to get as far as Oxford.
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In Gosport the all immersive Submarine experience priced at 5 for 10 Minutes was excellent value
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You know we really need to invent a Submarine escape hatch system
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I'll look at some results on Tuesday. There some good topics still to be covered, so keep 'em coming!
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