Many thanks to all contributors, many rib ticklers there and while most are on a similar vein, the one that most made me depressed is:-
Nutty with :-
I realise you have had some bad luck madam, flu like symptoms, booked on Flybe, then having to rearrange and find you are flying out a day late by 737 Max, but at least I have some good news for you, you won't miss your cruise, as the ship has been delayed in Japan."
CST on its way via DHL Italy
and in true competition rules I nominate the first Loser to have been
Wensleydale with
Normally I'd show you on the computer, but it has been infected by a virus...
Nutloose take it away....