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Old 16th Apr 2020, 16:56
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This ones anally retentive, put him down as a blanket stacker or accounts clerk..
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Old 16th Apr 2020, 17:03
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Captain Tom Moore doing his 100 laps of his garden. Slight twinge but that does not stop him
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Old 16th Apr 2020, 18:51
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"You Putin the Right Leg In
You Putin the Right Leg Out
In, Out, In Out............."


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Dr Hoskins didn't realise it was a Retinal scan not a Rectinal scan.
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Ah Colonel Grommit , These are certainly the 'wrong trousers' you are wearing.
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Old 17th Apr 2020, 01:44
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Ah the 'Soldier trousers, marching assist off' prototype has run out of power. You will find the 500v socket round the back for the mains lead on the ground.
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Old 17th Apr 2020, 01:45
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In the background Smithers suffers a similar fault
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Old 17th Apr 2020, 02:59
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Lt. Gruber had a bad reaction to, what he called, a target rich environment.
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Old 17th Apr 2020, 05:09
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At the Inter Regimental Athletics meet, Gruber and Gastov were volunteered for the High Jump, Well that's what the Colonel said.thought Gruber, As Gastove realised the equipment truck had failed to arrive

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Old 17th Apr 2020, 10:52
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Some excellent entries here. The Shoot early, Shoot often award goes to Kiltrash, and the EEO award to Buster for his #2489, but the CST has been kicked along to Treadigraph for ...

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Old 17th Apr 2020, 11:15
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Many thanks Hydromet, found it on the doorstep and the sanitiser is drying off... Have a crack at this over the weekend, folks.


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Old 17th Apr 2020, 11:27
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look, I don't know how much you guys eat...but we will need to empty those portaloos more often!
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Old 17th Apr 2020, 11:32
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Normally when one volunteers to help the NHS one is given a task suitable. What was your last job again?.
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Old 17th Apr 2020, 11:34
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At Camp Bastion the Spitfires in Crates are moved.
"They told me there were no engines"
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Old 17th Apr 2020, 11:35
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Well I read the weight as Pounds not Kilogrammes
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Old 17th Apr 2020, 11:40
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Gents, you know the camp rules, anything over a kilo has to be lowered by hand.
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Old 17th Apr 2020, 11:47
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Don't blame me, blame the science.
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Old 17th Apr 2020, 12:01
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Sh*t Happens...
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Old 17th Apr 2020, 12:04
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Well that's the trebuchet idea back on the drawing board...
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Old 17th Apr 2020, 12:06
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I don't like the cut of his jib..... what..
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