Go Back  PPRuNe Forums > Aircrew Forums > Military Aviation
Reload this Page >

Caption Competition Mk II

Wikiposts
Search
Military Aviation A forum for the professionals who fly military hardware. Also for the backroom boys and girls who support the flying and maintain the equipment, and without whom nothing would ever leave the ground. All armies, navies and air forces of the world equally welcome here.

Caption Competition Mk II

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old 11th Mar 2020, 21:45
  #1641 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,837
Likes: 0
Received 33 Likes on 27 Posts
Obviously photoshopped. I mean whenever in Scotland have you EVERY seen a open window. Do you know how much it costs to heat a Castle?
Kiltrash is offline  
Old 11th Mar 2020, 21:53
  #1642 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Exit stage right.
Posts: 290
Likes: 0
Received 2 Likes on 2 Posts
We had a famous actress in here last week who has done great stuff....................... Kylie.
racedo is offline  
Old 11th Mar 2020, 22:56
  #1643 (permalink)  
Gnome de PPRuNe
 
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Too close to Croydon for comfort
Age: 60
Posts: 12,637
Received 300 Likes on 168 Posts
Harry, look, your Grandfather is self immolating!

Isolating you ignorant peasant!

treadigraph is offline  
Old 11th Mar 2020, 23:05
  #1644 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Great South East, tired and retired
Posts: 4,385
Received 220 Likes on 100 Posts
"Ahh, the new shipment of toilet rolls is arriving, you gentlemen won't need to hold your backsides any more!"
Ascend Charlie is offline  
Old 12th Mar 2020, 06:29
  #1645 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,837
Likes: 0
Received 33 Likes on 27 Posts
No I think.you have missed the last flight back to Canada before all flights were cancelled. Don't you wish you had brought Archie over with you?
Here Hoskins has offered to use his Superpowers to fly you, climb on his back and have a good flight
Kiltrash is offline  
Old 12th Mar 2020, 10:58
  #1646 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hanging off the end of a thread
Posts: 33,061
Received 2,934 Likes on 1,250 Posts

NutLoose is offline  
Old 12th Mar 2020, 11:14
  #1647 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,837
Likes: 0
Received 33 Likes on 27 Posts
Oh this medal? Well I received it for suggesting Her Majesty wore white gloves at the Investiture to guard against Coronavirus. I understand Prince Charles was not amused.
Kiltrash is offline  
Old 12th Mar 2020, 12:09
  #1648 (permalink)  

Evertonian
Thread Starter
 
Join Date: May 2000
Location: #3117# Ppruner of the Year Nominee 2005
Posts: 12,501
Received 105 Likes on 59 Posts
H: "Megs, I don't mind you going back into the Movies, but couldn't you have picked a film without Steve Carell?"
Buster Hyman is offline  
Old 12th Mar 2020, 12:22
  #1649 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Exit stage right.
Posts: 290
Likes: 0
Received 2 Likes on 2 Posts
You used to be in movies...............great which ones as me and the lads always want something to look at after the mess dinner.
racedo is offline  
Old 12th Mar 2020, 12:23
  #1650 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Exit stage right.
Posts: 290
Likes: 0
Received 2 Likes on 2 Posts
Get on with it and we have a plane to catch away from here.
racedo is offline  
Old 12th Mar 2020, 14:53
  #1651 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Upper Gumtree
Posts: 757
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
See? Our Drum Major can get it higher than anyone else.
Penny Washers is offline  
Old 12th Mar 2020, 15:24
  #1652 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Exit stage right.
Posts: 290
Likes: 0
Received 2 Likes on 2 Posts
So who shall I say is calling again. Hank and Madge is it ?
racedo is offline  
Old 12th Mar 2020, 15:30
  #1653 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2015
Location: Cincinnati, Ohio
Posts: 1,017
Received 21 Likes on 15 Posts
"Now, it is the time to dance!"

- Ed
cavuman1 is offline  
Old 12th Mar 2020, 19:29
  #1654 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,837
Likes: 0
Received 33 Likes on 27 Posts
Yes I know that money is tight in HM Armed Forces and the Top Brass did ask for Voluntary Redundancy to ease the cash flow.. The General was hoping for SSGT Muppet to get the hint however we really did not expect you to offer.
Kiltrash is offline  
Old 13th Mar 2020, 10:57
  #1655 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: One Three Seven, Disco Heaven.
Age: 65
Posts: 2,540
Likes: 0
Received 34 Likes on 17 Posts
Lovely tartan Mizz. Campbell is it? Let me direct you to Glencoe.
Dan Gerous is offline  
Old 13th Mar 2020, 11:38
  #1656 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Australia
Posts: 1,016
Received 56 Likes on 30 Posts
Originally Posted by Dan Gerous
Lovely tartan Mizz. Campbell is it? Let me direct you to Glencoe.
...said SSgt McDonald.
Hydromet is online now  
Old 13th Mar 2020, 12:30
  #1657 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,837
Likes: 0
Received 33 Likes on 27 Posts
A unexpected benefit of Coronavirus is that countries have scaled back overseas Military Operations and brought the troops home. However we need to find something for them to do on home soil.
Here we have SSGT McTavish demonstrate the 1 meter exclusion zone you are not allowed to enter.
To be seen on every street corner near you
Kiltrash is offline  
Old 13th Mar 2020, 13:10
  #1658 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Exit stage right.
Posts: 290
Likes: 0
Received 2 Likes on 2 Posts
Where are your facemask ? Not to prevent diseases just sick of the sight of you.
racedo is offline  
Old 13th Mar 2020, 14:15
  #1659 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Often in Jersey, but mainly in the past.
Age: 79
Posts: 7,812
Received 137 Likes on 64 Posts
“Of course, with the latest US travel ban, I hope you two haven’t been anywhere near Schengen lately.”
MPN11 is offline  
Old 13th Mar 2020, 14:39
  #1660 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,837
Likes: 0
Received 33 Likes on 27 Posts
Of course Meghan was not allowed into Canada. She is so HOT....
Kiltrash is offline  


Contact Us - Archive - Advertising - Cookie Policy - Privacy Statement - Terms of Service

Copyright © 2024 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands. All rights reserved. Use of this site indicates your consent to the Terms of Use.