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Old 16th Apr 2020, 11:08
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is this what you meant by riping me a new one?
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Constipated? we will soon clear that!
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The clocks go forward one hour, move the sundial
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Old 16th Apr 2020, 11:51
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The troops march past and look forward to getting their tennis racquets and going past Smithers and administrating the "breaking the lock down punishment "
Hoskins is made to limber up as his turn next
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Fed up with the men urinating as high as they can up the toilet wall, the Officers decide the culprits are to clean it up with a cloth tied to their boots.
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Beckham doing National Service shows the troops just how he scored 'That Goal' against Greece
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....and if all else fails as the enemy approach you kick them up the ass. As the instructors show to the new recruits
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As the passengers walk across the Quay side to board their cruise ship, the one at the front gets the feeling they may have been dropped off at the wrong place
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"And when you retire, you can be a police officer on point duty at a six-way junction."
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"And when you retire, you can become cabin crew and do the safety briefing on a double-deck aircraft."
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I told you about turn mid march would cause problems..
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Well he didn't like it up em...
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Niet, he is the monkey, I am the organ grinder...
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The medic has sent a message, your left foot has been diagnosed with Covid-19. So your right foot has to be Social Distanced. If we cannot get 2 meters the foot will gave to come off. Dr the saw. ...
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The Special Services practice stepping over the trip wire. In training the wire is set to the lowest level.
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And this is the Salisbury Cathedral manoeuvre. You really must go to see it sometime!
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Ah Boris, it says " This boot belongs to Clark' we have the shoe thief ...
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Come on man, spread em, if you were joining the WRAC's, this would be part of the initial recruit assesment..
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yup, just as I thought...Swarfega...
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Come on man, spread em, if you were joining the WRAC's, this would be part of the initial recruit assesment..
You shouldn't call then Racks...a rack is something that you screw up against a wall.............
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