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Old 18th Mar 2020, 12:54
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Jacks Ma in the Box.
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Old 18th Mar 2020, 12:55
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Lovely place to sleep but keep getting splinters in my Ass.
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Old 18th Mar 2020, 12:56
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He wanted a Fox Chick but something went wrong in Translation and he got a Boxy Chick.
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Old 18th Mar 2020, 12:57
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Rack em, Stack em and Pack em..........

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Posters to the Jet Blast Corona Virus thread hold one last pprune bash!
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the authorities in China say that they have found more cases of victims of the virus....
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Dr. No’s prostitutes are cheaper if you buy the boxed set.
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South Koreans practice lying in coffins to try and get closer to their ancestors, find its all bunkum. Young Fat One offers to make it real.....
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Having visited the fortune teller at Eastbourne beach who predicted "Your all going to die" some residents start making early plans.. The scammers find a easy source for fake will and banking plans
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Whistle Blows…. Now hear this,,, Now hear this...Effective immediately we are NOT Self Isolating, we have changed to Herd Immunisation.... So quick congregate and infect each other….
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Lots of witches, no shortage of wardrobes, but where's the lion?
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Practising...
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Old 18th Mar 2020, 17:26
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Quick revive the elderly, useful at last. All Schools are closed and those without Grandchildren to be the guinea pigs for the Covid19 jab
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My fellow Elders in the Far East prepare for the inevitable. Where can I get a similar box?
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North Korean Air Force students practising g-tolerance exercises, in the new wooden "Rink Trainer".
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Oh boy...! It's time for my 0300hrs Krabby Patty...!

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Welcome to the new "All-Android" Electric Target Range. This will be a five second exposure over 24 hours. Targets will fall when hit. Watch and shoot...! Watch and shoot...!
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The "Canberra Navigator Experience" was always a firm favourite with tour groups from the Far East.
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