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Old 7th Feb 2020, 15:15
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Gonna need more lube.
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Old 7th Feb 2020, 15:17
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Having seen this I have decided to cancel my Postrate exam
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Old 7th Feb 2020, 15:34
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Comrade Kim gives go ahead for indigenous North Korean space station, launching system still to be confirmed.

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Old 7th Feb 2020, 17:29
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"Not that sort of Cannister Shot!".
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Old 7th Feb 2020, 17:57
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“Yes, Sir, we do recycle the projectiles, although they do need a bit of buffing.”
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Old 7th Feb 2020, 18:33
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Capt. Mainwaring: "Now, men, I'm going to show you a top-secret weapon that's going to stop Hitler dead in his tracks. I want you to study every detail, memorise the user's handbook and the maintenance manual; ask the crew whatever you like, and then absolutely forget everything you have seen and heard. Any questions?"
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Old 7th Feb 2020, 18:47
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The original name for the device was “Big Willy”, and the first user proved how apt it was.
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Old 7th Feb 2020, 18:49
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The device was disappointed, as ‘foreplay’ had been omitted from the user manuals.
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Old 7th Feb 2020, 21:40
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When the fighter pilots saw this unusual object on the ground, and relayed the message to higher command by drawing it in the sky, they got into trouble.
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Old 7th Feb 2020, 22:11
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PM: "And this is just one of the ways we'll negotiate with the EU."
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Old 8th Feb 2020, 11:41
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I'll thump him if he calls me big nose again!
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Old 8th Feb 2020, 11:58
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That's buster hymen.

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Old 8th Feb 2020, 13:51
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The new artillery blank firing attachment was causing a few problems.
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Old 8th Feb 2020, 13:58
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The troops' sleep pods are equipped with a state-of-the-art sophisticated alarm mechanism for those early-morning calls.
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Old 8th Feb 2020, 14:21
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there were some mobility issues with the silencer for the new covert artillery unit.
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Old 8th Feb 2020, 14:21
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Wyle E Cayote approaches ACME to design a full proof Road Runner catching up device
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Old 8th Feb 2020, 14:27
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Yosemite Sam (tries to ) prove that you CAN bung up a gun by sticking your finger into it
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Old 8th Feb 2020, 17:03
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Just had a downlink from the circling AWACs, the enemy will be at 9027 meters on a bearing of 273 degrees at 14:19 and 27 seconds Thursday Next, if they don't alter course, we are stood down till then.
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“I’m sure it has an official designation, but we just call it Dick.”
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Old 8th Feb 2020, 22:30
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That's buster hymen.
Nah, it's more like Nutty because that thing fires blanks....
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