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“Yes, Sir, we do recycle the projectiles, although they do need a bit of buffing.”
Capt. Mainwaring: "Now, men, I'm going to show you a top-secret weapon that's going to stop Hitler dead in his tracks. I want you to study every detail, memorise the user's handbook and the maintenance manual; ask the crew whatever you like, and then absolutely forget everything you have seen and heard. Any questions?"
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The original name for the device was “Big Willy”, and the first user proved how apt it was.
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The device was disappointed, as ‘foreplay’ had been omitted from the user manuals.
When the fighter pilots saw this unusual object on the ground, and relayed the message to higher command by drawing it in the sky, they got into trouble.
Just had a downlink from the circling AWACs, the enemy will be at 9027 meters on a bearing of 273 degrees at 14:19 and 27 seconds Thursday Next, if they don't alter course, we are stood down till then.
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“I’m sure it has an official designation, but we just call it Dick.”
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