Go Back  PPRuNe Forums > Aircrew Forums > Military Aviation
Reload this Page >

Caption Competition Mk II

Military Aviation A forum for the professionals who fly military hardware. Also for the backroom boys and girls who support the flying and maintain the equipment, and without whom nothing would ever leave the ground. All armies, navies and air forces of the world equally welcome here.

Caption Competition Mk II

Old 2nd Feb 2020, 10:34
  #981 (permalink)  
Gnome de PPRuNe
 
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Too close to Croydon for comfort
Age: 60
Posts: 12,588
Received 270 Likes on 150 Posts
It's not an artificial horizon, it's more of a spirit level...
treadigraph is online now  
Old 2nd Feb 2020, 11:17
  #982 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Somewhere flat
Age: 68
Posts: 5,553
Likes: 0
Received 41 Likes on 28 Posts
The Spirit of St Louis?
Wensleydale is offline  
Old 2nd Feb 2020, 13:20
  #983 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,836
Likes: 0
Received 30 Likes on 25 Posts
Damm good stuff that Velcro
Kiltrash is offline  
Old 2nd Feb 2020, 13:21
  #984 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,836
Likes: 0
Received 30 Likes on 25 Posts
Top brown, Bottom clear = Flying in Australia
Kiltrash is offline  
Old 2nd Feb 2020, 13:22
  #985 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,836
Likes: 0
Received 30 Likes on 25 Posts
In case of MCAS failure, if all else fails consume me
Kiltrash is offline  
Old 2nd Feb 2020, 13:24
  #986 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,836
Likes: 0
Received 30 Likes on 25 Posts
Right hand dial is obviously the 10 hour Decimal EU clock
Kiltrash is offline  
Old 2nd Feb 2020, 13:53
  #987 (permalink)  
Gnome de PPRuNe
 
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Too close to Croydon for comfort
Age: 60
Posts: 12,588
Received 270 Likes on 150 Posts
It's a whiskey compass - when it's empty, I find myself heading to nearest...
treadigraph is online now  
Old 2nd Feb 2020, 13:57
  #988 (permalink)  
622
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Hants
Age: 55
Posts: 1,567
Received 16 Likes on 13 Posts
When I said get a sample Bloggs....I meant the fuel!
622 is offline  
Old 2nd Feb 2020, 14:06
  #989 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Somewhere flat
Age: 68
Posts: 5,553
Likes: 0
Received 41 Likes on 28 Posts
It is the standby altimeter. Its use signifies a slow and gradual descent.......
Wensleydale is offline  
Old 2nd Feb 2020, 14:39
  #990 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,836
Likes: 0
Received 30 Likes on 25 Posts
IRN BRU Drinker tries to hide his shamefull secret
Kiltrash is offline  
Old 2nd Feb 2020, 14:42
  #991 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,836
Likes: 0
Received 30 Likes on 25 Posts
I drink to forget
forget what?
I can't fly
Kiltrash is offline  
Old 2nd Feb 2020, 14:43
  #992 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,836
Likes: 0
Received 30 Likes on 25 Posts
If the speedo reads more that the red line, drink the bottle till you can't remember why there is a red line
Kiltrash is offline  
Old 2nd Feb 2020, 14:49
  #993 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Somewhere flat
Age: 68
Posts: 5,553
Likes: 0
Received 41 Likes on 28 Posts
How to enter a spin.

1. Drink Bottle
2. Start to Spin
Wensleydale is offline  
Old 2nd Feb 2020, 14:50
  #994 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Somewhere flat
Age: 68
Posts: 5,553
Likes: 0
Received 41 Likes on 28 Posts
Aircraft Instructional Conversion Kit. (Well my instructor needed one).
Wensleydale is offline  
Old 2nd Feb 2020, 17:22
  #995 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,836
Likes: 0
Received 30 Likes on 25 Posts
After a particularly harrowing Rescue, Virgil Tracy looks forward to a light refreshment
Kiltrash is offline  
Old 2nd Feb 2020, 17:25
  #996 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,836
Likes: 0
Received 30 Likes on 25 Posts
After Brexit the rules regarding drinking the Duty Free in flight needs clarifying
Kiltrash is offline  
Old 2nd Feb 2020, 17:28
  #997 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,836
Likes: 0
Received 30 Likes on 25 Posts
After the USMC commander was sacked for a low fly past, the reason he could not remember it is exposed
Kiltrash is offline  
Old 2nd Feb 2020, 18:12
  #998 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Somewhere flat
Age: 68
Posts: 5,553
Likes: 0
Received 41 Likes on 28 Posts
Its held in place by Scotch Tape!
Wensleydale is offline  
Old 2nd Feb 2020, 18:16
  #999 (permalink)  
Gnome de PPRuNe
 
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Too close to Croydon for comfort
Age: 60
Posts: 12,588
Received 270 Likes on 150 Posts
The aircraft? It's a Beech Bourbonanza...
treadigraph is online now  
Old 2nd Feb 2020, 18:22
  #1000 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Somewhere flat
Age: 68
Posts: 5,553
Likes: 0
Received 41 Likes on 28 Posts
Speyside Engines?
Wensleydale is offline  

Thread Tools
Search this Thread

Contact Us - Archive - Advertising - Cookie Policy - Privacy Statement - Terms of Service

Copyright © 2024 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands. All rights reserved. Use of this site indicates your consent to the Terms of Use.