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Old 30th Dec 2019, 16:00
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Applause for Kiltrash.
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Old 30th Dec 2019, 17:37
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Old 30th Dec 2019, 17:40
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Just logged on during a break in a New Years eve eve Panto and found I am the last recipient of the 2019 CST to which I am truly honoured.

Will have a look through the dusty cobwebs of My brain to see if I can find a suitable picture, preferably not while still intoxicated....

Wait one please

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Old 30th Dec 2019, 18:48
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Originally Posted by Kiltrash
Just logged on during a break in a New Years eve eve Panto and found I am the last recipient of the 2019 CST to which I am truly honoured.

Will have a look through the dusty cobwebs of My brain to see if I can find a suitable picture, preferably not while still intoxicated....

Wait one please

K
I hope you aren't playing Widow Twanky; some of those songs will be hard to pull off p*ssed!
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Old 30th Dec 2019, 19:09
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Will have a look through the dusty cobwebs of My brain to see if I can find a suitable picture, preferably not while still intoxicated....
Oh no you won't!
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Old 30th Dec 2019, 19:35
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Where I am too old for Panto's the Grandchildren are not, so I have to go and use the opera glasses to get a better view of the stage...(skimpy clad lasses)..Oh did I think that out loud!!

So home and before the Proscetto kicks in may I offer to see us over the New Year, Tomorrow nights QF9 ..I wish

Merry New Year all




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Old 30th Dec 2019, 19:38
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Select Legs to Manual...
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Old 30th Dec 2019, 19:41
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Ohhh yes he will....
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Old 30th Dec 2019, 19:44
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Old 30th Dec 2019, 23:29
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Honestly Officer, I was reaching for the door handle...
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"Well, I think we're due an unscheduled overnight Carruthers"
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Old 30th Dec 2019, 23:31
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Woop Woop...Pull Up...Woop Woop...
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Old 31st Dec 2019, 01:34
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"...and THAT'S how you open a twist-top!"
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Old 31st Dec 2019, 08:54
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There have been a lot of "Carry On" films over Christmas on the box - but I have never seen that one.

"Carry on with the cabin staff?"

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Old 31st Dec 2019, 09:44
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Passing through 15,000 feet all female cabin crew are advised to open their legs to equalise pressure.
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"....and what did you ask Santa to leave in your stocking"?
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No harness being worn, so no risk of turbulence.
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Old 31st Dec 2019, 10:01
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Doris was pleased to find the secondary effect from ditching her tight for stockings was that when she now farted, her knees didn't wrinkle up.
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