Caption Competition Mk II
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Applause for Kiltrash. 
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Baaaa Humbug........ 
Just logged on during a break in a New Years eve eve Panto and found I am the last recipient of the 2019 CST to which I am truly honoured.
Will have a look through the dusty cobwebs of My brain to see if I can find a suitable picture, preferably not while still intoxicated....
Wait one please
K
Will have a look through the dusty cobwebs of My brain to see if I can find a suitable picture, preferably not while still intoxicated....
Wait one please
K
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Just logged on during a break in a New Years eve eve Panto and found I am the last recipient of the 2019 CST to which I am truly honoured.
Will have a look through the dusty cobwebs of My brain to see if I can find a suitable picture, preferably not while still intoxicated....
Wait one please
K
Will have a look through the dusty cobwebs of My brain to see if I can find a suitable picture, preferably not while still intoxicated....
Wait one please
K
Avoid imitations
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Will have a look through the dusty cobwebs of My brain to see if I can find a suitable picture, preferably not while still intoxicated....
Where I am too old for Panto's the Grandchildren are not, so I have to go and use the opera glasses to get a better view of the stage...(skimpy clad lasses)..Oh did I think that out loud!!
So home and before the Proscetto kicks in may I offer to see us over the New Year, Tomorrow nights QF9 ..I wish
Merry New Year all
So home and before the Proscetto kicks in may I offer to see us over the New Year, Tomorrow nights QF9 ..I wish
Merry New Year all
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Ohhh yes he will....
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Pwaaaaaaaaaaaarpppp.
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Passing through 15,000 feet all female cabin crew are advised to open their legs to equalise pressure.
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No harness being worn, so no risk of turbulence.
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Doris was pleased to find the secondary effect from ditching her tight for stockings was that when she now farted, her knees didn't wrinkle up.
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"Come here and I'll show you why it's called a jump seat."