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Old 14th Feb 2020, 10:49
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"You are a prime candidate for a reshuffle. I shall speak with Herr Johnson."
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I have just sailed up the Thames, please can you direct me to my cousin King George V1 I hear he has a couple of tasty daughters
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Herman arrived for his audition with the Village People!
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"Vell zer boots fit and zer hat fits, as for zer rest I vould recommend using zer rope of zer gangplank to hold it all together."
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"Vhen they said zer Britisher Army had the ability to spread itzelf far unt vide, I thought ze ver talking tactics"
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Old 14th Feb 2020, 13:09
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"So Goebbels was wrong when he stated that the U-boat blockade was starving the British population into submission!"
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Old 14th Feb 2020, 13:10
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I see there shall be no "Blitzkrieg" in the British Army!
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Old 14th Feb 2020, 13:25
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"Sergeant, there could be room in the Cavalry for you - but the horses will not strong enough be."
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I see you are admiring my medals from the Western Front. Got them from ebay
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...and be carefully with my luggage, I have the Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies, by Van Clump
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No matter where he was interned Lieutenant Gruber always thought back to his first, greatest love, Rene
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