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Caption Competition Mk II

Old 8th Feb 2020, 23:12
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The Household Cavalry was forbidden to display all of their kit on Palace grounds.
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Old 9th Feb 2020, 04:25
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Harvey Weinstein declared no contest when images of his mutton dagger appeared in the media...
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In case it has Coronavirus
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Old 9th Feb 2020, 09:26
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Due to a design oversight this was the only way to refuel from one tank to another. ( Well the Air Force make it look simples)
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Old 9th Feb 2020, 09:29
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For Prince Andrews 60th birthday 21 gun salute by the Household Cavalry at Green Park, it was decided the Queen has had this year disturbed enough this year.
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Old 9th Feb 2020, 11:25
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Right this should get us across the pond to London faster than Beardy Branson's mob.
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Old 9th Feb 2020, 12:26
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The system worked well in defeating Sound Detection systems but was deficient in its Radar Cross Section....but was deemed a failure as enemy Spotters would have to be blind as bats to miss seeing the thing.
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Old 9th Feb 2020, 14:00
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"It's a tank trap. The tank is unwittingly driving through the countryside and all of a sudden, finds it's stuck as shown here. Then we tighten up around its gun, and it can't get away."
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Old 9th Feb 2020, 15:43
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Ah, a tricky case of vaginismus.
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Old 9th Feb 2020, 16:11
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"Gun firing, gun firing, gun stops...blimey - this isn't in the drills!"
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Old 9th Feb 2020, 17:16
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" Open two three, Bang two three, Close two three"
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Old 9th Feb 2020, 17:17
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Big Bertha looks forward to a BIG BANG
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Old 10th Feb 2020, 06:23
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it's a wash

"...one round heats the shower water for a battalion, or for the whole Navy...."
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Old 10th Feb 2020, 10:22
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If you really want it to scare Hitler then remove the left one.
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Old 10th Feb 2020, 14:13
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"Yeah, this is pretty nifty. I've managed to convert a tank into a machine that blows up inflatables."
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Old 10th Feb 2020, 14:24
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"My dear Chap....
With budgets being what they are, we cannot be seen to be giving away our shells to the enemy by firing them at them, so this device captures them so we can use them again"
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Old 10th Feb 2020, 15:47
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Due to high winds from Storm Ciara, the Macy's Parade tank balloon remained grounded.

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Old 10th Feb 2020, 15:51
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What no one has picked up on is that the bit at the front is a early colour TV camera and this contraption is from The Golden Shot...."Bernie, the bolt
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Old 10th Feb 2020, 16:01
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At Bovingdon tank museum the captured Wermacht Panzer is open to the public. But what's that contraption on the front? Ah that's Hitler's Strap on. ...Well Eva was a big girl
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Pilots like to draw big dicks in the sky, when disgruntled with their masters. We prefer this more down to earth method. FIRE!
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