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Old 14th May 2020, 21:35
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The BBC go too far when planning a new money raising initiative for Captain Tom.
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Old 14th May 2020, 22:11
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"We'd better hurry past this Chappaquiddick Bridge, I hear Teddy coming..."
"His car is coming too.."
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Old 14th May 2020, 22:49
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An outtake from the never-released James Bond porno film: Thunderballs.

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Old 14th May 2020, 22:56
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I had one of those but the wings fell off.
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Old 15th May 2020, 01:41
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So...you never really explained the need for the Windscreen Barnes...
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The Goodies: Post apocalypse.
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My God! Section Officer Harvey's bath is enormous!
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Old 15th May 2020, 03:54
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After 20 years in getting approvals for a new submarine, and 10 years for the Spanish to build it, Australia found that Covid had depleted the coffers somewhat, and lowered their ambitions.
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Old 15th May 2020, 05:22
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"Broadsword calling Dunny Boy...Broadsword calling Dunny Boy...are you at the S bend yet? Over!...."
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Old 15th May 2020, 05:49
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The drug runners are really getting resourceful
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Old 15th May 2020, 05:50
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The Captains barge for the Gin run ashore in the Middle East
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Old 15th May 2020, 05:51
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Bit much for the village pond naval warfare week
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Old 15th May 2020, 06:16
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The Miliband brothers find a new hobby....


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Old 15th May 2020, 09:01
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Hoskins...that had better be your regulator I can feel pushing in my back!!!
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Old 15th May 2020, 09:08
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Old 15th May 2020, 09:11
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Look it worked on the med, I saw it, a long sausage with people on it towed behind a boat..
Yes but was it being towed by an RN tug?
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Old 15th May 2020, 09:18
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When the Captain said, you three are ideal, you have spent most time in the barrel, it's just like that..... I almost missed my sore arse..
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We're having fish and chips tonight he says, Just pop out for the fish he says.... the Captains having Cod he says..... God I hate this Navy..... OK, keep your eyes open for a Cod.
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Old 15th May 2020, 10:22
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Full speed ahead, throw on another bag of Bicarb.
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Old 15th May 2020, 10:23
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(front man) I'm the Captain, I've got the steering wheel.

(back man) No, I'm the Captain, I've got the highest seat.

(middle man) No, I'm the Captain, I can hit both of you.
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