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Old 30th Jan 2020, 16:34
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After 27 posts, someone finally realised that Big Pistons had posted the picture upside down...
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The new incontinence pad received mixed reviews, given the additional cost of the waste water tank.
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Old 30th Jan 2020, 16:56
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Grandad gets all upset when he sees his truss up for sale. How can I get down to the pub now? He wailed
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Nice drawing of the front of a Buccaneer, Hoskins - or at least it will be when you finish it!
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Harry and Meghan's Sussex Royals coat of arms is finally released. Latin Legend...Toxic'
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Darth Vadar MK1 breathing suit is released.
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New headset for ATCOs revealed.

“Turn muffled heading muffled and muffled Flight Level muffled.”
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Change the text to HS2, and we can charge a few billion for them.




European Parliament approves the post Brexit anti gloating device.

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Stormtroopers adopt a lightweight version after research showed their helmets were just too warm.ti
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The Doctor defeats the Master's devilish human destroying crabs, by pulling the legs of them
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"Following on from the disaster of the British Armies 5G secure comms system, urgent trials begin with armour plated Carrier Pigeons.
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...only 50 pence however if you want we can include your favourite Premier League emblem to show you are a true fan, only an additional £10 each
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Suzanna Reid buys one for Piers Morgan
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In an attempt to save the Love Island contestants from the Corona Virus Piers sends in a box of 20
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Due to a error in perspective the mighty Thral's Battle fleet having ctossed vast Interstellar distance was swallowed by a Jack Russell
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Oh. There it is. Jim Carey was looking for this...
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Nike's Vaporfly Y-fronts with carbon fibre inserts are expected to revolutionise cross country running (and the runners.)

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"They're supposed to give you more freedom of movement, hence the "Free Them" unfortunately our Chinese manufacturer read that as 3M"
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Italian Football miss the mark, yet again, with their new anti racism campaign
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Suzanne York refused to wear this.
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