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Old 1st Apr 2020, 10:48
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If the horse touches it, the ejector seat fires...
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Tannoy.."...and a big hand for Miss Effington-Smythe for a clear round on Silver"
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Tannoy..." @#$/!@$#@/&$#@&$#@&^*^$#/"
the organisers regret asking Harvey Smith to come out of retirement and be the judge
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Tannoy..."...and a big hand for Miss Effinton -Smythe for a clear round, please come up for the inaugural Coffman Starter Trophy.
Miss Smythe... "would prefer a Covid -19 test please "
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The last time we saw a Provost Marshal on a Horse was during Custers time!
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"Was that a horse?"
"Yes and a fox two"
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Student to Instructor " Look Sir, its not all bad...I've just seen a lucky horseshoe!"
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"...coming up to the final hurdle, it's Dee-Oh-dee, a full two lengths ahead as she easily clears the British Aerospace industry like it wasn't even there..."
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"You're crosswind lad, look at the weathervane"
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Reggie S Potter was very determined in the pursuit of his hobby, going to extraordinary lengths to log an aeroplane he hadn't seen before....
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....and even here the horse is gaining altitude faster than the Jaguar...

Right that's got the standard Jaguar joke out the way we can return to your normal programming



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Nothing will stop Flt Lt Nigella when exercising her steed when it is announced that McDonalds has re opened
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Derbyshire Police look to whatever they can find to block vehicular access to the Peak District, However did not recon on the ingenuity of the Bolsover Hare and Hounds club
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Proof that the Air Force doesn't plan, it just makes things up on the hoof...,
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'They seek him here, They seek him there'
But no matter how much 'Hunting' goes on no one can find Dave Leppard
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"....and after the open ditch comes another plane fence..."
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Oh look a Horsa Glider is faster than a Jet.
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It was a Good Landing and a Good Jump.
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Cow jumped over the moon, Horse jumped over the Jet.
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Horse and Jockey claimed going was soft.
Pilot claimed landing was soft.
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