Caption Competition Mk II
MoD was about to get a practical demonstration of what "Soldier Proof" is not.
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“Well, General, the device was indeed intended to be mobile. Sadly the chassis and wheels were contracted to .... <recording redacted> ... “
Back before fiber optics, this is how they did a colonoscopy.
... und zat is vy zey called her Big Bertha.
(Note the marking on the Self Propelled Artillery unit ...)
Gnome de PPRuNe
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I don't care how well it works, we'll never fit it into a Fat Lass...
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The LGBT element of the Australian Army has now been allocated two tanks for its own use. The tanks will be properly camouflaged as soon as the tins of LGBT rainbow paint are delivered.
Meanwhile, they are using a test rig to practice their own exclusive combat manoeuvre, which will bring terror into the hearts of all straight infantrymen on the battlefield.
Meanwhile, they are using a test rig to practice their own exclusive combat manoeuvre, which will bring terror into the hearts of all straight infantrymen on the battlefield.
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The Mark II was intended to have a weatherproof fur surround, but this was withdrawn at an early design stage.
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"When it backfired it blew the bloody doors off"
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Ok, lets stop now.....those pesky Americans have beaten us to zer firework record
https://www.mercurynews.com/watch-wo...lorado-rockies
Ttfn
https://www.mercurynews.com/watch-wo...lorado-rockies
Ttfn