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Caption Competition Mk II

Old 25th Dec 2019, 01:21
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"Jamaica?"
"No, she was pretty keen, actually."
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Old 25th Dec 2019, 01:44
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"Ahh the little wings, they were presented to me by Herr Hitler, he reckoned I had done more damage to the allied war effort leading the pathfinder force and missing all of our major objectives than the Luftwaffe ever had."
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Old 25th Dec 2019, 01:47
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"I say, it this the Fancy dress competition?"

"Yes, it was but it was unfortunately cancelled when PO Prune passed on, but don't worry so much, Dell and Rodney also turned up dressed as Batman and Robin"
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Old 25th Dec 2019, 08:20
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Ah PO Nutloose welcome back, you have been missed. Now I want you to head up the new Squadron, called The Banana Splits

Merry Christmas
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Old 25th Dec 2019, 08:21
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Cor look at the lungs on that....
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Old 25th Dec 2019, 08:23
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Well I was fishing off Southend Pier and look what the tide washed up
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Old 25th Dec 2019, 10:51
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"You are just the sort of chaps I've been looking for. Just change into those Santa suits over there and serve the Airmen's Christmas Dinner."
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Old 25th Dec 2019, 11:21
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That's a bet then - worst gronk pulled at tonight's dance, Buster to judge!
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Old 25th Dec 2019, 12:42
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"Come on, sir, Greta said the seas were rising, so you'd better get your Mae West on!"
"What a load of cr@p!"
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Old 25th Dec 2019, 14:08
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“Merry Christmas, Sir. We have some bananas and a pineapple in the bomb bay for you, once Customs have cleared off.”
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Old 25th Dec 2019, 17:18
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“Don’t be long, it looks like rain, dear.”
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Old 25th Dec 2019, 22:51
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"No hats airside, gentlemen. FOD risk.

"Oh this? This is uniform, it's not a FOD risk."
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Old 26th Dec 2019, 07:44
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Well of course you may have the hand of my daughter in marriage. Once she has done her stint as the windsock
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Old 26th Dec 2019, 07:48
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I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

( one of Mae West's quotes)

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Old 26th Dec 2019, 07:52
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Well thank you for saving PO Prune from the Atlantic, but the life raft would have been of more use. Now go and dry off drippy
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Old 26th Dec 2019, 08:14
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Luke.... I am your father
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Old 26th Dec 2019, 11:11
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"I can see Sweep coming out of the top of your hat, but where's Sootie?"
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Old 26th Dec 2019, 11:39
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In the Masons, Hoskins was surprised when the other members actually shook hands
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Old 26th Dec 2019, 13:03
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You know Toto, somehow I don't think this is Kansas anymore...
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Old 26th Dec 2019, 15:09
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“We are wearing these baggy waterproof overalls because it was the rainy season, Sir. No sunbathing on this liaison visit.”
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