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Old 29th Jan 2020, 18:05
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“Look here, SASless, THIS is proper pluralisation ... ‘Navs’ ”.
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Old 29th Jan 2020, 18:10
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“It’s quite clear here. At 23:00 on Friday we are no longer Europeans, but British, Briefing for the attack on Brussels at 09:00 tomorrow.”
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Old 29th Jan 2020, 18:14
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“Stuff this ... has anyone got a copy of GASOs?”
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Old 29th Jan 2020, 18:18
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"As you know from midnight on the 31st we will be required to clear customs in Europe, so I plan to drop our load on Calais for inspection"
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Old 29th Jan 2020, 18:25
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Off camera ... “You have Farage flying with you as Supernumerary. Drop at your discretion.”
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Old 29th Jan 2020, 18:27
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“You’re quite right. Page 3 isn’t at all interesting ... it’s all about fuel and balance. Harrumph.”
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Old 29th Jan 2020, 18:28
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“... which reminds me, has Nutloose checked the mammary glands on No,3?”

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Old 29th Jan 2020, 19:37
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Right just checking the orders, we were to drop a stick of 15 1000 pound practice bombs over the Wainwright range. So no I have no idea where the mess piano came from
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Old 29th Jan 2020, 20:05
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No, no it says Garvie Island....not Canvey Island

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Old 29th Jan 2020, 21:07
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"And don't forget we're a pathfinder Sqn.... Err.. Sorry Nav, that doesn't include you"
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Old 29th Jan 2020, 21:12
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And the winner is:

Originally Posted by Big Pistons Forever
Yup, fraid so boys, we absolutely can’t fly because all of our sexual harassment training is 1 day overdue...
Well done BPF - there were lots of good entries, but yours hit a chord. The CST is in the post (following 14 days quarantine of course).
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Old 30th Jan 2020, 00:34
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Figured it is time to make you guys work for the trophy

In case you are wondering these things are flying off the shelf in Wuhan Province
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Old 30th Jan 2020, 06:38
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"Do they work against tear gas as well?"
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Old 30th Jan 2020, 07:09
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Yes Hoskins you wear it on your groin as a impotence aid
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Old 30th Jan 2020, 07:11
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Well this should shut up Farage once and for all
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Old 30th Jan 2020, 07:12
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Mumble Mumble. Mumble. No sorry it does not work with Boris, we can still hear you
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Old 30th Jan 2020, 07:16
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.....I bought this on flea bay as a D Type flying helmet mask but there is a 6 week wait for expected delivery from China

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Old 30th Jan 2020, 08:09
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I still prefer the old Gospel Tube system.
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Old 30th Jan 2020, 09:12
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HMTQ . Now Andrew next time you want to do a interview, please wear this...
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Old 30th Jan 2020, 09:15
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Issued at all entrances to Salisbury
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